Moomin Head

I'm very short and I can fit into most cardboard boxes. I teach Creative Writing and write about zombies. Terrible fear of kangaroos and lasagne. Miaow.

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

@nickjfrost

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

@BiteYourBrum WHAT 😦

[Grace @graceyldn]

Booking the Dog-Friendly Screening of Gladiator II so I can bark when Pedro Pascal appears on the screen

[Horse Noise Wife. @qveeraskvlt]

MR FRODO???

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

It’s giving Peter Rabbit

[Andy Bush @bushontheradio]

#18

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

Gen Z really love to say that they’re “yapping” lately 👀

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

@richardpbacon My best friend, who is a bit of a wrong un, was convinced you’d snorted cocaine live on Blue Peter off the tortoise in the garden and that’s why you got fired 😂 I had to break it to her…

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I live in the countryside and at the weekends cyclists love to ride round here and when I’m driving I have so much patience and respect but that does end when I see a rare tandem because truly, if you can’t respect yourself why should I

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

The teef 😍

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

@AliPlumb I forced my husband to watch all of Buffy and now he’s a complete stan. I’m very proud (and pleased with myself).

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

The world is NOT ready for the sublime werewolf transformation in the 1987 Thai movie Wolf.

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

@CaraLisette It’s really bad. I stumbled across some of it and read a thread out of morbid curiosity but now it’s on my timeline constantly 😬

[Jenni Pasanen @PasanenJenni]

Kevin the Kittin

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

this is the future that Starmer doesn't want

[Moomin Head @Catronicator]

@BorisJohnson Omg when did this become a satire account good job 👍🏻