*thinking my friend's baby is an old coworker i haven't seen in a while, but kinda unsure*
Me: "yeah long time no see, how's it been? Yeah...I'm working on the Chase account right now, how about you? Oh? You're actually a baby? Got it got it, okay...."
@coldplay my baby brother (33) was just diagnosed with a terminal illness (receding hairline), his dying wish is to see you at Las Vegas sphere for free