Italian Tim Allen

rich beyond your wildest dreams

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

sidetalk should interview a shy guy for once

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

do you mind if i film our conversations and upload them into a video compilation called fucking moron fails

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

top 10 ultimate respect moments UFC

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

hims should give you a sticker for your water bottle when you order their bald pills

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

@wearehims should give you a cool sticker to put on your water bottle when you buy their bald pills

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

*thinking my friend's baby is an old coworker i haven't seen in a while, but kinda unsure*

Me: "yeah long time no see, how's it been? Yeah...I'm working on the Chase account right now, how about you? Oh? You're actually a baby? Got it got it, okay...."

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

they should let guided by voices do the Superbowl halftime show

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

Following up with a "you?" after sending a girl coworker a video of a monkey coughing and not getting a response for 1 hour

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

summer 2024 IG carousel, me flicking off trump tower, sylvia plath book, mirror selfie with tip of my penis visible

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

doing the this is america dance at a company talent show but forgetting the choreography halfway through and asking if i can start over

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

missed brain awareness week again.... fml

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

walking into planned parenthood hey can you check my asshole separate question can I get paid to jack off in here

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

@coldplay my baby brother (33) was just diagnosed with a terminal illness (receding hairline), his dying wish is to see you at Las Vegas sphere for free

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

tearing up at my company karaoke party singing coldplay the scientist

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

thinking about making a big hat, like guinness world record big

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

dreaming of something called daft punk wine

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

getting two tickets to Hamilton and seeing it twice by myself

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

@DataJacob my alma mater

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

a bumper sticker that says THEY MADE SNOOPY GAY in all caps

[Italian Tim Allen @Catsrick]

bringing Mr. Beast feastables to my gfs thanksgiving