Caitlyn deGrasse Tyson

welcome to bitch tv

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my daughter will have 3 mothers

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Preparing to discuss Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey by rewatching the Homer episode of Wishbone (PBS, 1995-1997)

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Days without a guy praising “Black Country, New Road” to me: 0

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Potentially about to make a purchase

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You met me at a very Pants time in my life

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I’m like the Equalizer if he was a beautiful girl who wasn’t very courageous

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Hmm nothing a little Addison Rae can’t fix

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Where many of you live

[Michelle “Liam’s Mom” @boymommindset]

However many guys you think Zac brown band is, it’s way more

[Michelle “Liam’s Mom” @boymommindset]

Playful Instinct

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Austin Butler… the thinking woman’s hall pass

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Me when I’m listening to Dallas Beltway by Chat Pile

[Michelle “Liam’s Mom” @boymommindset]

Tom Ripley trying to do his whole thing to Hunter Biden and giving up con artistry for good after one day of drunk driving and smoking crack at a Days Inn

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So beautiful stopped me in my tracks. He’s healing ❤️‍🩹

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whereas i am built just a lil bit different

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we have but one wild and precious life, and yet many of you deny yourselves the pleasure of a pre-workout cigarette..

[Michelle “Liam’s Mom” @boymommindset]

If you believe there should be more daughters in filmmaking, donate to POOLSIDE, a short film from the perverted mind of a beloved daughter
https://t.co/7cWX6YiQrv

[Michelle “Liam’s Mom” @boymommindset]

Vagina monologues? Yeah I bet it does

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i have been presented with a lovely opportunity to practice many of my DBT skills at the Athens, Greece international airport baggage tracing counter ❤️

[Caitlyn deGrasse Tyson @c8smith24]

this is how i look listening to “thirteen” by big star