Holden Caulfield

My mind is an enigma - Patrick Star

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[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

Okay maybe I'm a little bit dead...

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No I'm not dead you phonies. The legend lives on.

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Well i know one apartment I'm avoiding forever. Goddam that was creepy! Sonuvabitch didn't even let me sleep til morning! GODDAM PHONIES!!!

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Hey u gaiz i cant even tipe rite nao lel! Im not drunkk ur drank. Reed it rite.

(Apologies to any english teachers reading this)

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@pernijones that phony in the taxi lied to me!

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Dont you ever wish you were famous enough to have people gather in a circle and discuss your life. That'd be pretty neat

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Being a royal pain in the ass is a service that @Sally_Hayes provides for free as a part of her community efforts

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@SeanPC2799 @chica19910 You know you love me

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🎶"If a body catch a body coming through the rye"🎶

Damn that song is catchy...

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

@pernijones and you

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

@pernijones and phonies

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

@pernijones i hate ponies

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

Yeah I favorite my own tweets. So what? Why wouldn't I? I wrote them so I should like them. Phony logic is an enigma i tell ya...

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@the_vinny_p No i reckon those are yours

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@the_vinny_p No, and i bet you're the phony who took em too.

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@SeanPC2799 @carolchenxx @cholin924 @gabriellerobs99 @kristalily_ no you're not i am

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

I wake up every morning asking myself the same question...

Where the ducks at?
#itsamystery #callScooby

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

thanks @ the person who stole my gloves in Pencey... now my hands are freezing #sos

[Holden Caulfield @Caulfield_Says]

I owe you five bucks lol what are you saying¿¿
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