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marie curie is the mariah carey of physicists | fan account | satire/parody

[pew @PewPhewPhewPeww]

This orange juice expires on the same day Charlie Kirk expired

[gemini’s groove @heysheridan]

how do you explain this to someone who isn’t on the internet? lmaoo

[𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗮 @otaremoc]

as vezes eu saio da minha bolha e me lembro que realmente tem gente que liga pra sexualidade dos outros e se incomoda com isso

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it felt texting your friends during Covid

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Trump has made living so unaffordable that I’m going to have to downgrade from LGBTQ+ to LGBTQ with ads.

[dray west⚜️ @Captain_Hook504]

Please tell me you didn’t eat the apple

Eve

[TedBranston @TedBranston]

Laptops any time you actually have to use a home printer

[millions of people🇯🇲 @REECEALJv2]

The school system conditioned us

[noah’s arch @gooonicorn]

Proof that you'll be the hottest version of yourself in your 30s.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

Mitch McConnell

[🅡🅘🅝✯🅡🅘🅝🇵🇭 @gabby_calleja]

Heated Rosary (2)

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 13 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production.

No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

We live in a south park episode

[vanishing @cautionmariah]

some say she went…. mia 😞

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

sooooo unfair that she’s no longer with us 💔

[Rita Von Diva @B0mbsh3LLs]

@dcuzatanna Both male centered losers nothing like Wonder Woman

[haziran ꕤ @nicetoknowyuu]

woohoooo Tel Aviv is in safe hands

[vanishing @cautionmariah]

nah same person tbh

[𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𐚁 @COWBOYCARA]

Just mixed up Jamie Lee Curtis with Jamie Lynn spears

[Andres Villalpando @andresinmilan]

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