Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady

Been there, done that, chucked the jam pan

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

We have a most excellent start to the week planned at @deecaf_cafe Come and join us 👏

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@uberkim Quick maths question for Rishi - “Exactly how many teachers did you consult in creating these nonsensical ideas?”

Bet I know the answer.

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@iglooant We have a landline. Noticed last week that the phone was switched off. When I reconnected and did 1471, the first message was left in March!

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@FloellaBenjamin My daughter (9) and I (51) have just watched you reading On the Seashore on CBeebies Bedtime Stories. I told her that you used to read stories and sing songs on TV when I was young. “But… how? Wouldn’t she be dead by now? She looks like a teenager!” High praise!

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@FidgetBob @Hellocuppies Smashing!

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As the UK will now host next year’s #Eurovision 🎶🇬🇧 we want show our support for Ukraine who are unable to host it due to the ongoing conflict.

We are donating £1 to our local Reading Ukrainian Community Centre for every person* who replies with a microphone emoji 🎙🎤.

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@SC_Leasing 🎤

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

Stolen from FB which was stolen from here. No shame, just LOLs

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@GubsMcintyre @AidaHDeeDrag *they

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@GubsMcintyre @AidaHDeeDrag I don’t believe there were local. More like a ‘rent-a-mob’ brought into our open-minded and inclusive town.

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@AidaHDeeDrag Aida, I was so sorry that you & the families had to go through this awful experience at our local library. What you do brings so much joy to kiddies and their parents. Please don’t think these idiots are representative of our town. More power to you and your stories ❤️

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@uberkim It’s was hilarious - Liz Truss moaning about her state education in the 80s and 90s and then trying to become the epitome Thatcher in every way. Does she know who was in government when she was at her rubbish school?

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

I’ll be there with my crochet tomorrow. Come and join me for a chilled out morning ❤️🧶

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@uberkim They have absolutely no place in our town 😡

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

Just imagine if they saw this and really did join us!

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@__Rakhee__ @damien_a_p @bluecollarfood Will do my best

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

@Conojito Reading, Dorchester, anywhere else?

[Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady @CavJamLady]

The food bank at @deecaf_cafe is such an important reason for why I wanted to work there. Every week we give out donated tins and dried goods as well as fresh fruit and veg given by Oxford Rd @waitrose. Together we are changing lives ❤️