Caroline Zelonka

Opinions are my own and occasionally subject to change.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@Seanjkernan Here you go. It's my pinned answer on Quora, and it's free to read.

I like it because it spawned so many hilarious - and nice - comments. And because I try to write funny stuff but rarely succeed.

https://t.co/YkH9gIWME8

[aka @akafaceUS]

This is what she does when she goes to a hotel

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@hradzka According to my research, she is two years older than him. (Age 52 and 50, respectively.)

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@MsMelChen If these kids are still paying for therapy 70 years later because of this, that's the real tragedy.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@electricdoofus @MsMelChen You think in 70 years the kids -- whose dad is a billionaire -- will still be crying to their therapists about it? (The woman has been divorced for years.)

I guess trauma is subjective, but I doubt this is going to be the defining event of their lives.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@LindaMeadWrites Editing something weak to begin with is an exercise in frustration, and diminishing returns. I feel your pain, sister.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@RPSizzle If you mean "support him going to prison," then yes, I am fully behind that.

Good luck selling your backstock from 2024, and enjoy the tariffs!

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@GenTXer2 I always use a different word, usually something on my mind or near me. I don't find Wordle as fun when I always use the same word.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@ScarMillyo @AlCappuccinoIT Used to be this way, but employers would fire their hourly workers & make low paid salaried folks pick up their shifts.

Costs less to do that vs paying overtime, sometimes barely skirting the minimum wage laws.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@AmandaMGoetz Also know a "bad" neighborhood can become highly desirable after awhile. In 2008 mine was kinda sketchy but super close to everything & highly walkable (even to work downtown).

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@AmandaMGoetz Congrats! I bought my first house at 40 & it was a great decision despite being underwater with my mortgage the first 15 years or so.

Get 2 home inspections to catch any possible flaw or issue. Even/especially new construction which can be shoddy.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@michaelwatson2 Or tribalism, maybe. Different opinions as to who are the "chosen people" etc.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@michaelwatson2 In Germany circa 1938 a woman might have broken up with her fiance over his support of the Austrian Anschluss.

But it's just a policy disagreement, right?

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@KnoxEndemic To quote Samir from "Office Space," it would be nice to have that job security.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@MrBudgetBill Some people do it so thieves can't break into the trunk as easily, or get large valuables out. Assuming there's a wall behind them.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@drclairetaylor @treacymo "The standard UK voltage is 240v, whereas the United States standard voltage is 120v." Yours is twice as powerful, I guess to get that tea in ya faster ?

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@drclairetaylor @treacymo The electric current is different in the US. Kettles don't heat up as fast. Plus not a ton of Americans drink tea regularly.

Home espresso machines are very popular here.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@TheDrugMoney Stay safe!! Please update when you're out of harm's way, if you can.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@CartoonsHateHer Good: Well fitting jeans, fitted black t shirt, clean shoes, minimal jewelry, low key classic fashion, nerdy vibe.

Bad: Oakleys, >3 pieces jewelry, trucker hat, aggressively masculine or "patriotic" looks, Chad vibe.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@TheDrugMoney Geez, I'm fixing to write another piece for pharmacy customers (I occasionally write about antics at Walgreens).

Rattling the bars is horrible, but your analogy was hilarious. Glad you're cage free now.

[Caroline Zelonka @Cawen2]

@TheDrugMoney I also can't believe y'all only get 30 mins for lunch, and that ppl go apeshit if they're in line when that sliding door closes at 1:30 pm.