cayla

hawwyeee

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[campbell g @rodeoman]

he should be drinking a cokey cola

[☆ CRAY ☆ @craymusic]

Unfortunately I’m displaying signs of needing a sweet little treat

[Red Pyramead Alt @SilentHillMead]

Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

I think I fuck with Taylor swift so heavily because I l, too, have never been able to get over anything that’s happened to me, ever

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

ima sucker for deep conversations, I wanna know why your cousin got her kids taken

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[ian @itsianraymond]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay

[pj @pjayevans]

Sometimes I will want to die but other times I am Drinking a coke and smiling

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

oh, what are my “qualifications”? well first off im a total cutie pie . so just jot that down

[Queso @djbitchtits]

I am on the verge of getting a treat from the gas station

[steven avocado @StevenAvocado]

Breaking: Vaccinated people can bring out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Omg this was at a tanning salon Christmas party and i stole a paparazzi’s camera

[cayla @CaylaSeder]

@Sinopoli_Nick U and those cookies can ROT. kick rocks

[Nick Sinopoli @Sinopoli_Nick]

Bank Account: +$1,400
Me, at Chuck E. Cheese: “Bring me the rat”

[Book of @thelastPharaoh_]

Bank Account: $1400.05

McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?

Me: I said how much for the franchise