Carolyn Zimmerman

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

The pro-life/pro-murder Venn diagram is very confusing.

[JP @jpbrammer]

people are shocked by this but you don't write Liability without being close friends with pain itself

[Zac Schmidt 🎡 @zacstack]

Disney just showed Ron DeSantis who’s really in charge in Florida and who isn’t.

[Addatude @addatude_]

Last summer: This summer:
cry yell

[Carolyn Zimmerman @CeZimmerman]

@IanMartzall @fineIinefairy Accurate

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died:

[off-brand elsa ♡ @IfUSeek_Amy_]

parking at the contemporary has better security than the us capitol

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Anyone who voted for this tragic shitty narcissist mess of a president bears responsibility for this debacle today. He has shown you exactly who he was all along. You still supported him. You are complicit in the attempted destruction of the country. You are not a patriot.

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

[Mateo 🍌 @_justmateo_]

If you’ve ever touched these walls, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I hope every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[gabriela🇪🇸🇲🇽 @padillagabss]

not trump supporters saying they’re scared for the next 4 years.. what y’all scared of 😭equality??? basic human rights???