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[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

William Samoei Ruto is a very dangerous animal. He must be hunted from all directions.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Where does RiggyG get all this information? Now he is revealing police that were causing chaos in Ol'Kalou including Murang'a women rep Betty Maina's bodyguard have been transferred to Kilifi, Malonga to Bomet, Kioko to Mamba, Murangiri to Turkana and Miguna to Kwale after being exposed.

[BILL  @Bill_Valar]

Haha, Mubabaz amefika Bila notice kumbe Boyfriend alikua area😂😂😂

Mzee amejawaa ngori vibay sana😂☠️

[Muthui Saiti @MuthuiMkenya1]

Hold onto your seats... this has to be the most brutal lesson a thief has ever received in the hands of Kenyans! 🇰🇪👀
​You honestly have to see it to believe it. When mob justice and street smarts collide, the streets of Kenya don't come to play!

#FixingTheNation

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Political tension as Wajir Woman Rep Fatuma Jehow faces ‘one-term’ chants in Bute, Wajir North, during her first visit since 2022 victory

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

That 18 minutes talk from Oscar sudi today, has made president Ruto to loss 5 million kikuyu votes today.

This means President Ruto has lost approximately 277,778 kikuyu voters per minute in this presser today🔥

🤣🤣🤣 who advices Ruto?

[TV 47 Digital @tv47digital]

Malava tulipewa soda na mkate tu!

"William Ruto alitumia KSh1B, na KSh13.5B ya miradi kule Ol Kalou, na hakupewa kura. Hapa Malava tuliletewa soda na mkate pekee, na tukapeana kura!" - DCP Deputy Leader Cleophas Malala

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Ruto has ordered everyone in the office to leave the comfort zone,kila mtu aende ground after what he saw in Mlima,PS,CS,his errand boys,kila mtu. No more mandazi and chai in statehouse 😀Ona vile wote jana wameshinda ground mpaka Farouk Kibet.

[Timothy Turunga @timothyturunga]

Careless county commissioner of Nyandarua threatening councillor Njohi DCp aspirant for Kinangop for calling our goonism that Led to death of Ol Kalou youths on by elections day

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Itumbi alituma 200k

Through proxies. Aoko hiyo ni ya pampers ya mtoto

“Ol Kalau tunachukua. In fact I will personally be on the ground.” And indeed he was there

Ati “si Malava we took? Mbeere we took?”

Bro had confidence ya Messi. Went to Ol kalau and was busy playing football at a hotel and calling his father’s age mate “Jofri”

Stupid. Na tumbo imejaa minyoo za Gonorrhea . Jofri has finally shut Itumbi’s beak. Never again to speak

So ndio uone nikibet 10k, we had assurance. By the way, madam wa Bet, DM uchukue pesa yako

I was like, ai, hii, pesa ya bure just for one by-election mbona niache. Are they not the fools that sent me into exile?

I do not apologize for the money, I have a month old baby who needs milk and none of you even contributed to my bail money when I was arrested last I checked

Si ata watu wa Ol kalau walichukua Gas na Mattress za Ruto na wakapiga wantam?

Point is, Ruto is VEEEERY , deeply upset with Itumbi. And Kikuyu Mps who took his money and delivered air

Actually, cabinet reshuffle is in the offing. And Cleophas Malala might join

I will tell you the rest later. Acha nika nyonyeshe

Good morning from my home in Namibia

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

This morning i have called MP Elect Hon Kamau Ngotho to congratulate him for his resounding victory. The people of Ol Kalou have spoken and it is clear Hon Ngotho has the overwhelming support of the people of Ol Kalou. As the person who was coordinating development projects in Ol Kalou on behalf of the government I have assured Hon Ngotho that NONE of the projects will stop.

1. Construction of Nyandarua University will continue unabated.

2. Tarmacking of Ithagani-Nyaituga-Ngorika-Kanyiriti will continue with zero interruptions.

3. Tarmacking of Lake Olbolosat access road will continue.

4. The Nairobi-Gilgil-Ol Kalou-Nyahururu railway line will continue operating daily for cargo and every Tuesday and Friday for passengers.

5. All 36 Electrification projects will be completed including metering for those already connected.

6. Central Rift Water Works Agency and Ol Kalou Water Company will continue connecting homes to water sources using the pipes we provided.

7. The 20,000 LPG gas cylinders will be refilled at retail shops in Ol Kalou to be designated by the National Oil Company of Kenya.

8. Since the 100,000 avocados seedlings are still growing, in 2 years time Ol Kalou farmers will start exporting avocados to China.

9. Ol Kalou dairy and the beneficiaries of NYOTA programme will continue enjoying the milk coolers we gave them.

10. 1000 hectares of land that has started benefiting from irrigation in Gwa Kiongo Dam will continue to enjoy farming from January to December.

11. The Blue Economy projects in Gwa Kiongo, Githunguri and Lake Ol Bolosat including the now famous fishing boats.

12. The Land Registry in Ol Kalou will remain there forever.

13. The issuance of title deeds to colonial villages including Moa Farm and the attendant succession will continue.

14. Mashujaa Wing in JM Kariuki Hospital will be completed.

15. Ol Kalou Stadium which is underway will be completed.

16. All affordable Housing Projects including the NHC project and the hostels at Rurii TVET will be completed and keys handed over to the rightful owners.

17. All markets under modernisation including Ol Kalou retail market, Ol Kalou wholesale market and Mirangine modern markets will be completed and handed over to the owners.

18. The 5 Ward based Digital Hubs will remain operational.

19. The Smartboards and laptop teaching aids in all schools will remain there.

20. All the youths employed on Climate Workx programme will continue until the end of their contractual period.

In a nutshell, both democracy and development will win because elections are not a matter of life and death.

God Bless Ol Kalou!
God Bless Kenya!

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Finally Dj Dibul has released a teaser of Senator John Methu's campaign songs in Ol Kalou. Hii ni moto sana

[Brian 🇰🇪 @Brian_Roberts_]

Hapo kwa @HonMoses_Kuria I’ve laughed 😂 mbaya even Wamuratha is going home 😂
It’s painful

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Unmasking Ol Kalou Terror Gang

What do a cooking oil company and a trade shipment company have to do with the vehicles seen provoking fear during the by-election at Ol Kalou area in Nyandarua County?

Tonight, NTV has dug beneath the surface to establish just who the vehicles that carried the armed and hooded men are. The results are even more puzzling than the acts that took place on Thursday, including a name that reads similarly to a sitting Member of Parliament.

#NTVWeekendEdition @MichelleNgele_

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Thekete 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MNYIKA @elfumbili]

Homeless girl ni Uthiru nearly found shelter until she showed her face .

Watch to the end

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

Rigathi Gachagua is very happy. He has deconstructed Kithure Kindiki in 30 seconds!

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Rigathi Gachagua is one weird character. He won the elections yesterday, but instead of celebrating and being happy, the guy is more bitter and boiling like sulphuric acid.
This is not normal!

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Incase you missed Ngoni and Gathaiya today😂😂😂

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

President William Ruto breaks silence on the just concluded Ol Kalou by-election