Sarah Cebrynski

UCSD '22

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

Babe, you hardly touched my last nerve…are you okay?

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

I think if his XBOX and I were dangling off a cliff, it would be an easy choice. He’d pick the XBOX

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

One of my favorite hobbies is lowballing people on Facebook marketplace

[caron 🍒💐🇵🇸 haven4ever @_flowerry]

how it feels when the stomach ache goes away with a fart

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written*

Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say

[ally @missmayn]

if you’re on a boeing flight it’s not cringe anymore to clap when the plane lands.

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

@spcwby12 What happened omg

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

this must be what being a moth is like

[samantha @milkygoddess]

happy national bf day to the 6 month situationship that derailed my life but will live on in my heart forever

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

@IrajAamer Okay fine this one can be the in between

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

If you ask a man what their favorite movie is, there’s only two options: Interstellar or The Wolf of Wall Street

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

@joshdminick Because ADHD go brrrr

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

@spcwby12 You would be anti shark tale

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

@spcwby12 Even tho she met him at a Shrek rave 😭

[Sarah Cebrynski @CebrynskiSarah]

@spcwby12 Let her cook 💀

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up