Cecil Heyman

See that hotdog?

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Per @GovMikeDeWine 's mandate, I'm going to continue doing whatever the fuck I want

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Any other people stay up until 3 am making spell jars during a Buck Moon last night?

[manny @mannyfidel]

god damn @elonmusk just got bodied lmao

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hunter Biden arguing with a hooker about how much crack he has https://t.co/LFgbYeBw5c

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

How long until someone gets a black market Juul Pod with fentanyl in it?

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

I feel like I like the idea of being into anime more than I would actually like being into anime. If that makes sense.

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Got to meet officer Lutz a bunch of times when I worked in the short north, great dude!

[Columbus Division of Police @ColumbusPolice]

Happy #PRIDE Columbus!!!

Make sure to say hi to Officer Lutz when you see him out and get a photo with our PRIDE cruiser!

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

This time two years ago during the pandemic I wouldn't go anywhere without a mask.

Fast forward to now and I'm sitting on my couch hitting a disposable vape that I found in a ballpit.

We're fully back baby 😎

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Decided to paint my nails and I have to say as a dude it's super fun walking into a clothing store with painted nails and watching them struggle with which gender clothing they should direct you towards

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Pt 2

Congratulations everyone you're all part of the LGBTQ community, now everyone can enjoy a parade in June and no single community has ownership of the rainbow.

#pridemonth2022 #pride2022 #prideparade

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Definition of "Pansexual":

Not limited is sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.

Translation:
You find, who you find attractive, attractive. You're all pansexual. It's all encompassing.

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Come on out to @kafekerouac tonight for some giggles #teamjohnnydepp #teamamber #comedyshow #birdsarentreal

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

I love the people picking a side in the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial. Y'all realize neither of them would piss on you if you were on fire right?

#JusticeForJohnnyDeep #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial
#AmberHeard

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Happy "fight with people on social media about sexual preference and gender identity month"!
#pridemonth2022 #PrideMonth #Pride2022

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Just imagine putting all the time and effort into planning and carrying out a mass shooting and then #RickyGervais STEALS YOUR THUNDER by releasing a stand up special with jokes about trans people on the same day #RickyGervaisSuperNature

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Me: "I just don't understand why I have such bad insomnia and anxiety?"

(proceeds to drink 2 pots of coffee and vape the equivalent of half a carton of cigarettes)

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

@WAIFU_WATCHERS Ur the realist 3D out there here, live your truth brother

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

This dude is the realist 3D person out there

[WAIFU_WATCHERS @WAIFU_WATCHERS]

3D GIRLS ARE SO DUM IT MAKES ME SICK. FLESH IS TEMPORARY / ANIME WAIFUS ARE ETERNAL. 2D>3D. #STAYVIGILANT #waifuwatchers

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Nobody wished me a happy #Pansexual awareness day and I'm heartbroken

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

Caught my fiancee charging a crystal in the windowsill. Our entire relationship was built on lies.

[Cecil Heyman @CecilHeyMan]

This whole time I thought #MAGA stood for "Make America Gape Again" and OH MAN WAS I WRONG!