WNBA OFFICIATING DEPARTMENT
OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM
CONFIDENTIAL — DEFINITELY NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE
TO: All WNBA Game Officials
FROM: Totally Unbiased League Officiating Department
RE: Indiana Fever / Caitlin Clark Protocol
Effective immediately, all officials are reminded of the following extremely serious and definitely real procedures:
1. DO NOT CALL FOULS FOR CAITLIN CLARK.
Hand-checking? Play on.
Getting grabbed coming off a screen? Play on.
Contact on a drive? Excellent defense.
2. FOULS AGAINST THE FEVER REQUIRE VIDEO EVIDENCE, THREE WITNESSES AND A SIGNED AFFIDAVIT.
3. IF CAITLIN CLARK COMPLAINS ABOUT A NO-CALL:
Technical foul consideration should begin immediately.
4. IF THE FEVER DEVELOP MOMENTUM:
Remain calm. We have whistles for situations like this.
5. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD INDIANA BE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN EASY NIGHT.
Remember our officiating motto:
“IF YOU’RE NOT SURE… PLAY ON.
UNLESS INDIANA DID IT. THEN BLOW THE WHISTLE.”
Thank you for your continued commitment to completely impartial officiating.
WNBA OFFICIATING DEPARTMENT
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The rules should be too.
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