Crystal Stanford

Political digital ads, internet culture, and existential dread

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

I love when you’re high and you can hear the back of a song…like bitch is that an oboe?

[Crystal Stanford @CeeStan]

@evanwch @loomdoop Evan Barker is correct.

[Crystal Stanford @CeeStan]

No one in the history of the world has ever wanted to get push notifications to their phone from a Google Meets chat. No one.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

No way the fall of Rome was this cringe

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.

In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:

“Don’t lose hope.”

Now that’s a final message.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

My two rules are:

1. Never tell me what to do

2. Please help me

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

Everything is computer
Everybody transgender

[Hector Sigala @hgsigala]

@penningtonkm @AOC @MiddleSeatCo @davidhogg111 And one of my favorite stats from this report: @AbdulElSayed outraised the entire Michigan Senate field on ActBlue – not just in total raised, but on a per day basis too. 💪

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Democrats need to take a page from the Kendrick Lamar school of winning

1. Make clear your visible hatred for your opponent
2. Attack your enemy and their friends
3. Bring up the crimes again and again
4. Collab with talented allies
5. Keep coming out with hits

[shu @shuseph]

anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watching at least 300 4-second back to back videos, everything else is up for discussion

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

Republicans will be like, "You believe in DEI? That pales in comparison to my strategy, simply hiring the most competent people" and then not hire competent people

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man I think there’s something wrong with the Aesop hand soap in your guest bathroom… I can smell the vetiver root and petitgrain notes but not the bergamot rind. I guess maybe you already know that and you just don’t care??

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

when moo deng deviates from your parasocial perception of her will u be strong enough to accept her? many of you will turn on her…. i’ve seen it before

[bsky.app/profile/iridescentaudio.co.uk @iridescentaudio]

Do something that scares you every day.
If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

[Kate Martin @katekeepsit100]

not everyone can be at the dnc some of us have to sit at the computer all day like this

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

one fun thing about democrats is that we can play good music without getting cease and desist orders