CeilingDoorManHolder

❤️9-30-20❤️ 💍3-06-22💍 20

[mayo @ButtTonguer]

Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people

[S. C. @SRC692]

You're not sorry, you're just mad you're getting pushback and it might get you fired from your career. You're a fucking scumbag

[CeilingDoorManHolder @Ceiling_DoorMan]

@Triode_in_situ @DimitriRunes Dude wasn’t even in a position of power and he made more good witted change for Texas than anybody actively in power did. Are you just blind?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Judge Molina-Gonzalez (D) wins 71% of the vote in Cook County

She's the one who freed Lawrence Reed in Chicago after 72 prior arrests before he lit Bethany McGee on fire

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Here is a sample of the 548 people that just had their death penalty commuted by Gov. Newsom:

1. Charles Ng
Brutally murdered 11 people, including men, women, and infants

2. Randy Kraft
Brutally murdered at least 16 young men, torturing and dismembering victims

3. Marcus Wesson
Brutally murdered 9 family members, his children & nieces

4. Cary Stayner
Brutally murdered 4 women, including three sightseers near Yosemite, and beheaded a nature guide

5. Richard Allen Davis.
Brutally murdered 12-year-old Polly Klaas after kidnapping her from a sleepover

6. Chester Turner
Brutally murdered 10 women in LA

There are still 542 more

[Public Universal Girlfriend | Natipats ΘΔ @PastaTin_]

Just so you guys know what its like to live in the UK a guy in my city recently cannibalised a teenager making sure to leave her alive the entire time, broke her jaw with his fingers, and gouged her eyes out. The girl is currently still alive and in the hospital

He got 57 months

[colt 'power of friendship' seavers @stuntguytm]

i cant believe i have this thing

[CeilingDoorManHolder @Ceiling_DoorMan]

@Tylosaurussea @sharkincrisis Ain’t you supposed to be extinct?

[REA SREMON 🇳🇬 @reasremon1]

Mocking Jesus and critisizing the bible is regarded as freedom of speech.

But mocking Mohamed and critisizing the Quran is islamophobia 😂

[skunk 🦈 @skunkkat]

#ultrakill

[Shelfka @Shelfka]

Haha no.

Stack up or fuck off.

[Gregg 🇺🇸 @realgreggd]

Some how this is a real post. I checked her profile, nutter to say the least. But falling for all of the @TheAKGuy memes is a choice. 😂 😂

[Angry guy yelling at clouds @MasterC2222]

Conspiratards be like

“hOw CoMe ThEReS No PLaNe”

[shork @ShorKtf2]

I still can't get over just how GOOD this mod looks. This doesn't have cinematic adjustments.. the maps just look like that aaaaa

[CeilingDoorManHolder @Ceiling_DoorMan]

@Two23siX @Urs__01 Yes sir, it was. Owner gave a statement and showed it.

[#1 streetcleaner fan (3/3 SLOTS) @_cheeto69_]

help help help hlp