Cel Landicho

Im an asshole, but I mean well...Story teller, poet and spoken word artist.

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

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[slam richmond @slamrichmond]

"You will not be immortalized by my pen. You will not live on this stage."

[slam richmond @slamrichmond]

"All you did is just tell some jokes I didn't hear no poems outta ya."

[silenttreatmentent @STE_LLC]

DON'T MISS @reedwrites @realtruthlyfe AND #LOCKDandLOADED Finalist @CelLandicho become the #ImperfectLowkeyGenius http://t.co/CXN2QdksGP

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

And the word of the evening at dinner is "tentacle monster".

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

Only in America: where you can hold someone in such high esteem that the only term of endearment that you use for them is a derogatory one

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

RIP AotS, you guys were gone way too soon! Now where are us nerds going to get our fix?

[Russell Simmons @UncleRUSH]

It's very simple: When you're working your hardest, the world opens up to you.

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

@reedwrites don't forget your hardhat! #dustyourshouldersoff

[Arsenio Hall @ArsenioHall]

Just when I fell in love with Pandora, Spotify started showing me her tits.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

The 5 stages of grief:
1) Denial
2) Anger
3) Bargaining
4) Becoming an evil cyborg
5) Force choking LOTS of people

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

Yes a win is amazing, but those losses got me the win. Thanks for staying in the trenches with me @reedwrites. @AngeliquefromVA.

[TheRealAngelique @AngeliquefromVA]

And Newbie Kerris who is not only in her 2ND WK DOING POETRY, but did an erotic piece in front of her Mom. Poetry wins! #SpiritsandLyrics

[Cel Landicho @CelLandicho]

@KFetching join my journey in Tweeria http://t.co/jdR5RKEF #tweeria #rpg

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Is it wrong to scream “You got pwned” in your son’s face after beating him at Hungry Hungry Hippos?

[Kayden Kross @Kayden_Kross]

Foot jobs would make so much more sense if we had opposable toes.

[Esquire Network @EsquireNetwork]

Man makes feature-length Grand Theft Auto IV Machinima film. Get comfortable & grab some popcorn. http://bit.ly/fTt3Xs

[Johnny Cupcakes @JohnnyCupcakes]

Tribe Called Quest are The Beatles of Hip-Hop. Wu-Tang Clan is the Led Zeppelin.

[Sasha Grey @SashaGrey]

Every time I "RT" a troll, five more of their accounts pop up with various sub par insults, for hope of another "RT".Troll along...

[Esquire Network @EsquireNetwork]

The "Japanese Plot Translator," and other video game gadgets we wish existed. http://bit.ly/gbHv5g