Lisa Smith

I'm the personal assistant for a married celebrity couple... this is my anonymous outlet for the (sometimes) absurdity of my glamour filled days.

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

Just had the coolest job interview! They gave me a martini & a haircut! A stylist comes to the house every 6 weeks for the family & staff

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

New non disclosure contract had me a little wussified. Thank you for the well wishes!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@aadavie thank you! very sweet of you! Signed a new non disclosure contract & got a little wussy!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@CamelToad of course!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

UGHHH! People can be so disgusting!!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

Got contacted my a "business man in Beverly Hills" that's interested in an assistant "with benefits"PLEASE give him a text/call 734.775.9649

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

It's occurred to me I make bad decisions.

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@LoweTaylor You almost always do but the secret is the ticket your moving truck *might* get is cheaper than the permit. Bend from the knees!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@realjeffreyross Happy Holidays!
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[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@kristenschaaled Happy Holidays!! http://t.co/VJzarvqdL5

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@KellsLevy Happy Holidays!
http://t.co/VJzarvqdL5

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@ChantixMomFan I can use all the help I can get- word!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@Shelleyd26 Congrats! Just think, you can buy a nice pair of shoes every month with the $ you were spending on cigarettes...

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

@Shelleyd26 right???! I mean seriously!

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

What? You're not staying in on a Friday night making quarts of homemade turkey stock for TG?

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

Ha! Some friends made this, it made me laugh http://t.co/CwsegOLqYW

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

Oh and the request has been put in that Thanksgiving this year is to be as Ayurvedic as possible. Um...

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

So Kid #2 announced not going back to college. That's nice. And the car and dorm room? Is there a road trip in my future?

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

Coitus is seriously the least sexy word in the world.

[Lisa Smith @CelebAssistant]

Gag.. gagging. gag.
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