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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

[Intel Lady @intel_lady]

Some MPs go on holiday & not feel the need to make performative outrage videos about Women's spaces being protected, but 'Summer of Sex' campaigner Samantha Niblett couldn't resist the chance to make sure people don't forget about her & her opinions #parody

[Benonwine @benonwine]

These utter scumbags who brutally murdered PC Harper because that’s what it was, MURDER will be having a huge laugh at the victim’s family’s expense.

Huge grins right across their faces, just like when they were sentenced.

All because Labour values criminals more than victims.

[Chrissie Hynde @ChrissieHynde]

I’ve lost my dog, Nico. She is very dear to me and I am absolutely heartbroken.

She was last seen in Silkstream park in Colindale London.

If you see her, can you let me know?
I realise she could be anywhere in the country now if she got into someone’s car...

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

The moment they laughed as they were led away after killing PC Andrew Harper told the country everything about their utter lack of remorse.

Anyone capable of treating the taking of a police officer's life like a joke should serve every single day of their sentence.

Early release in cases like this makes a mockery of justice.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

If a trans identifying male is too scared to go into a men’s toilet that is a men’s issue to fix. It doesn’t become a woman’s problem. We have enough of our own. 1 women’s is still killed, usually by her male partner, every 3 days in the Uk. Sex based rights are for safeguarding.. & equal opportunities.

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

Officers are rightly furious about Burnham allowing PC Harper’s killers out early.

What is Burnham going to do? Oh wait he’s popped off on holiday whilst families and officers are left distressed.

Our part time PM has betrayed our brilliant officers.

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

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[Conservatives @Conservatives]

We know whose side we are on.

If you work hard, play by the rules and do the right thing, Conservatives are on your side.

But if you break the law, we will hold you to account.

A Conservative government led by @KemiBadenoch will bring back consequences for crime.

[Chris Philp MP @CPhilpOfficial]

Andy Burnham has shamefully decided to let out two of PC Andrew Harper’s killers early

PC Harper’s widow has decide this as a “betrayal”

She’s right. These criminals who killed a police officer should not be let out of jail early. They shoud stay in prison. Andy Burnham has badly let down Andrew’s family but also let down the police officers up and down the country who take risks every day to keep us safe. Burnham has got this wrong, and should think again

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

This is my favourite clip of Rod Liddle on the hypocrisy of Labour politicians.
We have lost an absolute legend.

[Chris Philp MP @CPhilpOfficial]

Earlier this week in France I encountered these charming NGO workers who were actively colluding with the people smugglers. These open borders fanatics are part of the problem

The only solution is the Conservative plan to leave the ECHR so illegal immigrants can be immediately deported. Then they wouldn’t bother crossing in the first place

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

On Monday he gave more of our money to Ukraine.

On Tuesday he decided to give benefits claimants £4k if they kicked their lazy arsed kids into getting an apprenticeship.

On Wednesday he decided to tax us more but called it a levy.

On Thursday he offered support to Spain but nobody knows what support.

On Friday he made a video about bread.

Fucking marvellous. 🙄

[North Yorkshire @visitnorthyork]

Happy Yorkshire Day! 🥳

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Successive governments failed to stop the boats because they were trying to fix the symptoms, not the cause.

If people know they can stay and claim benefits, they’ll keep coming. If they know they’ll be removed, they won’t come.

We must change the incentives.

That’s why the Conservative Borders Plan leaves the ECHR, giving us the power to ban asylum claims from illegal entrants, and remove new arrivals within a week.

That’s why we will make it harder for non-citizens to claim welfare and housing benefits.

And that’s why we will restrict ILR and citizenship.

This is common sense. And this how we will take back control of our borders for good.

[Intel Lady @intel_lady]

News can take a little bit of time to filter through to celebrity land but as soon as Dawn French found out people were criticising Andy Burnham's wife she had to make a huge song & dance about it. Quick! To the virtue signalling mobile! #parody

[Purplereign @Angiemut]

GOOD POINT👇👇👇
To all the Supermarkets and big commercial stores that operate 'Self Check-outs'....... You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. Yesterday I went shopping at one such store and the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone.
I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already filled my trolly, emptied my trolly and scanned the items, refilled my trolly and so I just skipped the exit line and left.
I heard her saying "Umm - Excuse me “ as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.
You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.
• I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.
• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine.
• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.
YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.
YOU DON’T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.
Signed ......All of us
People we need to share this statement its basically about PROFIT to the stores AND putting People out of a JOB....!!!

[Steve Parker @SteveParker1971]

I have just got home after a 14 hour day.

I’m shattered and will be in bed within an hour after eating a shit meal.

I get home and my neighbour who is on benefits has a full BBQ going to celebrate her as she heads to the Caribbean.

What a joke this country is.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

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