CelebrityAliens

My life mission is to reveal the aliens who walk among us masquerading as people. And to win big on a scratchcard someday.

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Chris Delia looks like Sacha Baron Cohen cosplaying as Al Pacino whilst having a stroke.

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Here we see the consistently overrated Chris D'Eviant in the act of fending off his crush's parents.
#chrisdelia

[Planet Rebus @tastifirm]

"you've been banging on your pots again". #GretaThurnberg #ClimateAction #ruprecht

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Less 'Can't stand me now' and more 'Please don't sit next to me on the bus'. This alien researched only how Americans eat. #PeteDoherty #Truth

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Jaoquin Phoenix is an alien. With a name like that I should have known. Click the link for truth. #Alien #JoacquinPhoenix #ForeheadFace #WeAreNotAlone

https://t.co/HrOhfJXAqU

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

@JamesEFinch Who are you, what is your true 'Pan-Galactic' name/label/gargle of consonants. Your guise does not make me afraid. Reveal thyself, lunatic. #AliensFound

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

@ehm_bee @RiversJaccuzi @AncientAliens This videographer's evidence is hard to deny. Shiba's are popular household pets for weak minded fools. Humanity must be warned. #ContactyourHeadofState

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Forget about breaches of the peace. What happened to breaches of normality? #Investigate #OpenYourEyesCunt

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

I don't know where to start. Finally got my computer back from the F.B.I. I've been gone a while and there's wrong stuff everywhere.

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Modesty is a human emotion. Just sayin'. #RachelParris https://t.co/MXo4nnUoJ0

[Billy Bronco @BroncoLandPWD]

My son was crying , I asked him what was wrong, he said he'd seen something the YouTube. I investigated and watched. Soon I felt my mind being warped and controlled by an evil suppression of my intellect, my desire to laugh and be free was being crushed heavily by @rachelparris

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

@realDonaldTrump Tell us about Roswell.

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

https://t.co/znPARSVlsL

Lizard people. Actual proof. Can this world get any sicker? Please give your thoughts. @davidicke

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

The one you know as Ellen requires a new human suit ASAP.

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Its otherworldly heritage is clear when it transmits encoded burblings to it's home planet. #Alien #BoJo

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

This Alien used reference pictures to craft it's human mask. Unfortunately the only pictures it had were of very old testicles. #Aliens

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

If you see a Cat-Person on the streets do not approach. They have a fierce bite + are riddled with Intergalactic Rabies. #Aliens #staysafe

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Don't know how it works on your planet but on Earth this behaviour is normally seen as that of a filthy degenerate pervert #Alien #Hollywood

[CelebrityAliens @CelebrityAliens]

Perhaps atmospheric pressure is greater on your home planet. Your human suit seems fit to burst. #NorthKorea #truth #KimJongUn #Aliens