Zsaallday

[Chetnaa💗 @vednaaprapt]

I texted him, "How was your day today?" and he sent me a 10-minute voice note telling me everything.
And that basically sums up the kind of person I want by my side. Stop normalizing disinterest.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

craziest part about this is that the end result was a Community episode getting pulled off Netflix and police budgets going up by like 700%

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[dekalb doll ⭐️ @stilllbarbie]

water sign men-sensitive, wishy washy, manipulative

earth sign men- mean, cynical, judgy

fire sign men- angry, aggressive, god complex

air sign men-fake aloof/mysterious, detached, slow

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

@vomitoriouus @GotDaScoop Oh so now yall don’t believe in corporate giants and hate trains???

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dazedstunna]

avoidants when you do something so small that they can use as an excuse to ghost you

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

Not too much.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Kim Kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the American bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the US that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

@___Taurean___ We told them when she had twitter for a few hours she only did it to collect evidence

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

@SurpriseWitnes @ComeWithFacts Your definitely next 😭😭😭

[TRACEY 💕 @fw_traceyy]

there's death, and then there's the first morning after letting someone go

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

I know this is a dad-ish thing to say but you gotta do it while you're young. It is much easier to experience certain things while you're still young, presumably healthy and still have all your hair. Out of love, touch grass.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Y’all just love to complain because this one actually makes sense 😭

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Neverrrrrrrrrrr seen a day GOD didn’t come through for me.
Always on time.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

@heavenhollywood @thecartercode They love saying playing chess not checkers 😭😭😭😭 she should really get Nicki next

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

@agapethamar Like no one is stopping them from being slender

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Taking PTO just to sit at home is self-care, idc.

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

They’ve completely destroyed the job market but snacks????

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meta’s CTO says morale is near “the worst it’s ever been” — leadership will offer increased snack budgets to lift spirits.

[Zsaallday @CelestialPecan]

@Destiny84167190 I just know she loved the Covid mask era

[postydiary @postydiary]

You cannot teach consideration