The fact that the University of Alabama has no classes today in 40 degree weather and Illinois State University is open with a low of -22 degrees baffles me
fuck all of you vodka water haters. i'm convinced y'all just don't know how to make one. you're telling me i can be hydrated all night, wake up hydrated with no hangover, consume minimal calories, and STILL get blacked out??? give me some limes and sign me up, clink clink bitch