Dick Celis

chaotic neutral. this dick ain’t free

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

A little something for the best fans in the world!

RT for your chance to win a CMC signed mini helmet. No purchase necessary. Official rules: https://t.co/Jhxa169vBX

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

Carlos Yulo secures Philippines first GOLD medal at #Paris2024! 🇵🇭🥇

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Great indication of what Sapporo USA thought a winning move would be. Dumbest fuck company in America and Japan

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If SCOTUS was serious about their ludicrous “colorblindness” claims, they would have abolished legacy admissions, aka affirmative action for the privileged.

70% of Harvard’s legacy applicants are white. SCOTUS didn’t touch that - which would have impacted them and their patrons.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A grand jury in New York has voted to indict Donald Trump over his role in a hush money payment to a porn star, according to four people with knowledge of the matter. https://t.co/2p3Rlr0abC

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Mark Cuban: Bailout Silicon Valley Bank TONIGHT
Feds: Approved

Lloyd Blankfein: Goldman Sachs needs $824 billion
Feds: Approved

Jamie Dimon: JPMorganChase needs $416 billion
Feds: Approved

Average Joe: My wife got cancer. Can we get Medicare?
Feds: We're broke.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Dick Celis @CelisDick]

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[itch.io @itchio]

A few have asked about our stance on NFTs:

NFTs are a scam. If you think they are legitimately useful for anything other than the exploitation of creators, financial scams, and the destruction of the planet the we ask that please reevaluate your life choices.

Peace ✌️

[Dick Celis @CelisDick]

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[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

maybe he should ask your dad

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That’s the message we’ve just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation.

[Dick Celis @CelisDick]

@elonmusk https://t.co/Cd6pqoy6zh
@KyleKulinski is based, in fact here's my favorite video he did on you!

[Dick Celis @CelisDick]

I knew it wasn’t meant to be when I hit her with the w-y-d and she hit me with they h-e-y with only one y

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

400 richest Americans wealth in 1991: $288 billion

400 richest Americans wealth in 2021: $3.2 trillion

Tipped minimum wage in 1991: $2.13 an hour

Tipped minimum wage in 2021: $2.13 an hour

We must create an economy that works for all of us, not just the billionaire class.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

Cryptocurrency has completely stopped being floated as the next generation of the concept of money, and is now just an "investment opportunity" that might randomly make you rich so you better get some

The 2009 bitcoin people at least believed in something: Buying drugs online

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The jury's verdict delivers accountability for Derek Chauvin, but not justice for George Floyd. Real justice for him and too many others can only happen when we build a nation that fundamentally respects the human dignity of every person.

[Dick Celis @CelisDick]

Send Deck Pics? by Anonymous - Maritime RPF https://t.co/twyTElgxg9 via @ao3org fucking legend