Cellian Of Conway

Senior Thegnette in the court of Donaeld The Unready

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Ye all should go out and buy Princess Isolda's bodices. I have some myself. Very few groats @donaeldunready

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Reports of me having a heart are unfounded. More FAKE CHRONICLES! https://t.co/tjRyuXf6CY

[The Æsir and Vanir @OneAsgard]

@SeanTheHalfwity @CellianOfConway We hear you two and @donaeldunready , all have hearts of Gold.
Hard and Yellow.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Yes! Alternative facts give Mercians a choice, and choice = democracy. Monotruthism = communism! https://t.co/hmNCjkFk3m

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@donaeldunready Fun fact! There’s a whole futuristic parallel parody universe on twitter! Hilarious, but seems a little far-fetched

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@WestDykeChron @donaeldunready sounds like Cossack commie talk! Are you Offa in disguise?

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Wonderful that @donaeldunready is connecting with ordinary, working Mercians at Mercia-Lago! Complete coincidence all have enormous hordes.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@NorthumbrianLit @donaeldunready Smile not quite terrifying enough but otherwise a good likeness!

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Speculation over reality of Swindon attack just distracts from @donaeldunready's vital task of stopping it happening again.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Today we stand shoulder to shoulder with the burghers of Swindon. Nothing must now stand in way of #ShieldWall and #DanishBan https://t.co/4JdYx6Ik5V

[James Hogg @Real_James_Hogg]

@donaeldunready @BreitbartChron

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Think you captured my good side - thanks! You should illuminate some promotional scrolls for Princess Isolda’s wares - they’re great! https://t.co/GrYCMkwCt5

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Last night’s atrocity in Sweoland very real, terrifying! But lamestream scribes won’t report it! @donaeldunready MUST make our country safe!

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@mathieu_duplay @donaeldunready Mission accomplished.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

No plans for @donaeldunready to release his tithe returns. Ordinary Mercians don’t care, they just love that he’s #MMGA!

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

To be clear, @donaeldunready never called for a Longship Ban. https://t.co/cW0ST1ppAO

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Grabbe story totally misrepresented by dishonest scribes! @donaeldunready did not say those words. Taken out of context. Lies! https://t.co/y99YPA4Geg

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

@frazzledmumsaf @MercianRogue @WulfgarTheBard @CellianOfConway @JorvikTimes @donaeldunready Has news of the pussy grabbe not reached you?

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@donaeldunready will make Mercia self-sufficient in holy water within weeks. Crusade unnecessary use of Fyrd, needed at home to eject Danes. https://t.co/eBoWNtp7tF

[Pope Urban II @Urbanthe2pope]

@CellianOfConway @donaeldunready We have not seen a proper #Crusade since '91 where King George secured the holy wells of Baghdad.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

What makes you think I’m not already so trained!? Hast thou not seen me defending @donaeldunready on Mornynge Jóseph? https://t.co/VVNHHPCT4w

[Thor Odinson @The_Thor_Odin]

@WestDykeChron @CellianOfConway Then avert your eyes, ''tis the way forward and makes for peaceful life.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Of course we need a #ShieldWall! Do YOU want to be held responsible for the next Bowlingräen? You sound like a magistrate! https://t.co/xRDwPsU9JK

[Wat's Dyke Chronicle @WestDykeChron]

Are #crannogs safe from @Athelflead? Does @donaeldunready really need a shield wall? Do any of us need @NjallFromage? #keeppowyspowysian

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

@wulfgarthebard @mercianrogue @jorviktimes Observed it (while holding nose!) but didn’t see tapestry? Ruse to add 1 reader to failing chron?

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

Not true, so dishonest! @donaeldunready has full confidence in @SaenApothecary. https://t.co/sowSgXsFUn

[Mercian Resistance @MercianRogue]

word in the castle is that @SaenApothecary got flogged after last mtg w/chroniclers. @donaeldunready unhappy bc female jester mocks him.

[Cellian Of Conway @CellianOfConway]

This is simply not true. Colf is an expensive gæm, costs many groats. Access to witans, and classified scrolls, purely coincidental https://t.co/PFt1PKb93Q