My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament.
I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray.
Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.
@DHLGlobal why is it impossible to get help? What customers do you do when the
DHL shipment number dosen't work? Bring back human customer service please!
Tony: I’m going to renounce all my worldly goods and live in the woods.
Kenneth: Where?
Tony: Clapham Common
Kenneth: Why have you picked Clapham Common?
Tony: So I’ll be near the shops!
#WildManOfTheWoods
Tony: Well, doctor, what's the verdict?
Doctor: Well, I'm not going to beat around the bush. I may as well tell you straight out. You're a malingerer. Go away!
Tony: Yes, doctor.
Bill: Well, what did he say, Tub?
Tony: I've got malingery. He says I've got to go away!
John Belushi channeling Joe Cocker never gets old.
One of the best performances in Saturday Night Live history. I thought it was worth another post...🎤🎶