My country: ๐ฒ๐ฝ
6 countries I like: ๐จ๐ณ๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐บ๐ป๐ณ๐ฐ๐ต๐ง๐ท
6 countries I dislike: ๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ท๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง
>see a cute black girl and go say hello
>she asks me what iโm into, i say iโm a massive history nerd
>she says โyou a history nerd but you realllll quiet on african history. i donโt f*ck with pasty fake-ass history nerds who donโt respect no beautiful black historyโ
>โheh, check itโ i grin
>give perfect overview of major African civilisations including the zulu, great zimbabwe, kongo, benin, sokoto and kanem-bornu
>impeccably describe the social and political structure of the dahomey slaver kingdom
>flawlessly list every notable ethiopian monarch from aksum to haile selaisse
>faultlessly provide a narrative history of the mali empire and its successor songhai
>suddenly a huge crowd of black people appears and starts clapping and cheering
>โyou alright white boiโ they say
>โhe fineee af he mineโ she says