Century3

musician and theme park enthusiast. WED-head. 🏳️‍🌈.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Doctor: We had no choice but to remove part of your colon.

Me; Why?

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka Seems fine to me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@bkr0z 😍

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka I see no problem.

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka Oh good morning!

[IG: court_and_ace @gymbrodiscus]

😁

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka 👑

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka Would love to study this further.

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka 💯

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax

[☆ @MENin4K]

Robert Irwin in LA ahead of 'Dancing With the Stars' premiere... LORD 😵‍💫

[Did Donald Trump Die Today? @DidDTrumpDie]

Don’t have your hopes gone. Remember he is still actively dying. He’s already incompetent. Just wait..

[Diana Thirst @rlycalm]

JD Vance arranging the body on the oval office sofa to finally watch Hillbilly Elegy together. “It’s great JD, you’re my favorite president,” he mutters from the corners of his mouth, forcing Trump’s frail, stiffened arms to clap

[Drew Taylor @DrewTailored]

Before we get too excited he’s also incredibly lazy

[angel⸆⸉ @angelx_swift]

Goodnight

[Century3 @CenturyIII]

@JustinRuka You’re forgiven.