Ceorlyle

Great Man Theorist

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@JesterInABarrel I believe it. Victims of demonic possession frequently levitate. This is known.

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Lane Kiffin’s legal team preemptively denies the charge & we are chambering a defamation counterclaim just in case.

[1611 Populist @KJVPopulist]

There is currently a serial killer poisoning students at Ole Miss.

Feels like this should be getting more news than it has?

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@SplinteredEsq @SMB_Attorney Excellent writers have been using the em dash since before AI was so much as a glimmer in the eye of a sci fi writer

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@jimmy_esq Probably less a problem with this individual judge and more an issue of IT security policy.

Most courtrooms already have listen-only internal streams, but IT probably doesn’t want to configure external access and confront whatever problems might arise.

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@HabCorpLinguist Sorry brother. I’ve held the South solid for Matthew Stafford and he sent the ball soaring over your blue wall. We’re flipping NY red

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“Truths” have a nasty tendency of appearing self-evident to those who already believe they’re true.

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

The road to hell is paved with evil pavement

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@augustinepatch Making a whole classroom erupt in laughter is worth at least a third of a letter grade—and it makes a much better story than an A.

“I got an A in Civ Pro”: dead stares, no one cares

The joke you cracked in Torts: still makes the whole room laugh, everyone loves this

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@JesterInABarrel I had that mindset before law school. But I got to wondering what I could do if I got the engine running at even 30 or 40%.

Anyway, didn’t happen—jostled down to #9 by the end.

But maybe someday. The candle still burns. There’s time yet to erect some great work before I die.

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@augustinepatch During my 3L, I was in the courthouse elevator with the previous year’s valedictorian.

I asked her whether she preferred work to school. She said: “At least I don’t have to study on weekends and holidays!”

Uh… me neither, lol. But that’s the difference between #1 and #9 🤷‍♂️

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@JesterInABarrel Law school was a marked improvement on undergrad: I showed up for class; I did some of the reading; I took an occasional note—positively an academic weapon.

Really, I regret that I’m not the single-minded striver of Augustine’s imagination. I’d have been #1, mark my words.

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@JesterInABarrel Reminds me of “deportation is the moderate option”

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I have no enemies to the South of me.

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

I heard a friend group of Ole Miss and LSU fans saying “no more brother wars” last night.

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@nonregemesse @ChudYork can we cut the cock?

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Also probably need to post a little less football slop and a little more law slop.

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I love watching Sam Leavitt move, but his arm is criminally erratic.

Reject the doomerism—Leavitt can throw beautifully—but Kiffin and Weis have work to do.

Slip that boy an addy tbh. Less an arm problem, more a brain problem—calm down, make better decisions, throw the ball.

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

“I didn’t see this coming. I didn’t see Lane getting his pants pulled down by the Quarterback he left.”

- @BFW on Ole Miss-LSU

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Just realized that two of my last three posts have included the phrase "slip [someone] an addy."

I have a hammer, and every problem is a nail.

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@MannOhneListe @ClarenceMaximus @KaijuSurprise I’m responding here to a collateral hypo about religion.

It’s not illegal to discriminate against journalists. You can discriminate against them all you like. Indeed, it’s not only your right as an American, but your duty as a Christian.