Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq.

Corrupting the youth of Athens one rubber-chicken-ecce-homo’d-at-a-featherless-biped at a time.

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

Inside you there are two wolves:

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

>you’re argument is idiotic

[Rorke's Drifter @RorkeDrifter]

I would like to remind everyone that you don't get points for being principled at the bottom of a mass grave. If you want your principles to matter, you have to win.

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@LegalD100 I find ChatGPT to be way better at legal research, Claude at the paperwork

The models split lit/transactional 🤣

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

the real problem with trying to use AI for law is that it assumes the law is rational and coherent

[Michael Huseby (Investment Fund Lawyer) @investing_law]

AI will make all lawyers unemployed.

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

See generally Immanuel Kant, The Metaphysics of Morals (1797), Part I, The Doctrine of Right, §49, “On the Right to Punish and to Grant Clemency,” Akademie edition 6:331–333:

“Punishment by a court … can never be inflicted merely as a means to promote some other good for the criminal himself or for civil society. It must always be inflicted upon him only because he has committed a crime. … The law of punishment is a categorical imperative.”

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

Kant when he was writing this

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

See generally Immanuel Kant, The Metaphysics of Morals (1797), Part I, The Doctrine of Right, §49, “On the Right to Punish and to Grant Clemency,” Akademie edition 6:331–333:

“Punishment by a court … can never be inflicted merely as a means to promote some other good for the criminal himself or for civil society. It must always be inflicted upon him only because he has committed a crime. … The law of punishment is a categorical imperative.”

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

See generally Immanuel Kant, The Metaphysics of Morals (1797), Part I, The Doctrine of Right, §49, “On the Right to Punish and to Grant Clemency,” Akademie edition 6:331–333:

“Punishment by a court … can never be inflicted merely as a means to promote some other good for the criminal himself or for civil society. It must always be inflicted upon him only because he has committed a crime. … The law of punishment is a categorical imperative.”

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Ahh yes the “emotional hysteria” and “moralfagging” of being outraged by children being murdered and thinking the murderer belongs in jail.

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@ItoIian @ynetynetynet2 @eigenrobot But see

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@ynetynetynet2 @eigenrobot phoenix/ashes, plus ca change, etc.

Here’s Hamilton in 1802 complaining Thomas Jefferson is doing “Great Replacement”:

https://t.co/GHuWPVc9J8

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@ynetynetynet2 @eigenrobot phoenix/ashes, plus ca change, etc.

Here’s Hamilton in 1802 complaining Thomas Jefferson is doing “Great Replacement”:

https://t.co/GHuWPVc9J8

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@HarmeetKDhillon That’s almost Chicama quality!

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

Why do we even have insanity defenses anymore

If you’re bonkers enough to do crimes on a whim out of your control, that is all the more reason to lock you up

If we actually had a network of psychiatric prison hospitals equipped for the problem it would be a different debate

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@memeticsisyphus Infohazards all around this space

Really not the best arena for women with daddy issues to fuck around and find out in

Seriously, infohazard, last chance to turn away

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

men are mostly Kantians, women are mostly Utilitarians

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

It’s kinda funny how we’re watching Kantian and Utilitarian theories of criminal justice fight in real time

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

I giggled

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

this is my politics
sic itur ad astra

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@eigenrobot @ynetynetynet2 We’re laying the groundwork for Neo-Nixon, and you’re blackpilling?

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@eigenrobot @ynetynetynet2 We’re laying the groundwork for Neo-Nixon, and you’re blackpilling?

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

if it’s any consolation, I’d wager the vibe felt pretty similar in ‘72 right before Nixon swept 49 states and 520 electoral votes

we just haven’t had our Nixon yet who is smart enough to see the crown in the gutter

but the contradictions are heightening by the day

and a whiff of grapeshot will soon be in the air

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

I have a very, very slow hobby, so it gives me a lot of free time to dunk on fools for internet points

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@Vilitarius Omg another one? No way

A story, in 3 acts (leftmost trunkchop c. ~2018):

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@Vilitarius Omg another one? No way

A story, in 3 acts (leftmost trunkchop c. ~2018):

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

This Scots Pine is really speaking to me
Lucky I don’t have $13,000 to burn

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

@czarina_iii Gotta commit to the bit though, Justice-themed meme accounts only

@Alexand16730477 would get the NMG chair if he would just change his display name and put on a headdress

Oyez, oyez, oyez, God save the United States and this Honorable Court

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

Applications are open for the other five (for now) vacancies!

There is a confirmation hearing in front of the lawtwitter Senate, which currently consists of me, your humble horse-servant Incitatus.
(All hail Orange Caligula!)

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @JesterInABarrel]

I’m slowly filling out my own shadow meme Supreme Court:

@ClarenceMaximus
@SamAlitosButler
@Opus_Kagan
@cjrs_cuck_chair