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[Les. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @MartinTwigs68]

This should be hanging in the entrance to the HoC. So every mp can see it every time they walk into parliament

[Redz @Cer0763]

How on earth do I get a message to your Advisor Bethany, who has asked for screen shots, and please DONT ask me to use the WatsApp contact number
@Tesco

[Redz @Cer0763]

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[England @England]

One step from the final.

[tag 🇬🇧 @tag4UK]

I am married with a young daughter, both myself and my husband work.

-We are not entitled to housing benefit, or any other benefit for that matter.

-We do not get free eye tests, free dental care or free prescriptions.

-Our daughter is not entitled to free school meals, or free breakfast clubs, or free wrap around care, no help with her uniform.

-We don’t get council tax discount, or any other discount.

-We don’t get help with our energy bills, or low cost broadband.

-We don’t get help with the cost of going to the cinema, or days out at theme parks.

-My daughter is unable to play outside unsupervised, because you have failed to secure our borders and the streets aren’t safe.

-If I work more hours, I fall into the higher tax band.

Why should someone like me, vote for someone like you? @UKLabour @andyburnham

What are you offering my family?

[Brick Cop©️ @Brick_Cop]

Seems like a rather poignant week to post this little reminder. 🔥

#ThinBlueLine 🚨

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Goodbye Nigel sweet'hurt, forever in our hearts❤️ #EastEnders

[Stuey Beef 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @stuey_beef]

Imagine being a family where both parents work full time, pay tax, pay their own full council tax bill, and still can’t afford a trip to the Tower of London or a day at the zoo.

Next door, a family on benefits can take the kids to the same attractions for £1 or a few pounds a ticket – the Easter “treats” that are a major financial stretch for working households become “remarkably affordable” if you happen to be on Universal Credit.

Ticketing platforms now openly advertise “Universal Credit days out” with massive discounts and special offers, while websites compile lists of the “top outings” for benefit recipients – the welfare state has mutated from basic support into a lifestyle loyalty scheme with its own privileges, perks and VIP access.

Politicians claim this is compassion, but there’s nothing compassionate about telling low‑paid workers they must pay full price while funding other people’s beach huts, bargain spa days and cut‑price leisure memberships.

That’s not social justice.

That’s a state‑sanctioned insult to the people who keep the system running.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Keir Starmer said MULTIPLE TIMES that if he'd known Mandelson had failed vetting he would NEVER have appointed him.

Olly Robbins just confirmed that No.10 wanted to appoint him without vetting.

Keir Starmer lied, again.
He misled the house, again.

HE HAS GOT TO GO!

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years.

Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated.

Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs.

When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

Cadburys Easter eggs are being boycotted in all shops! People do not want palm oil they want the proper eggs we used to have! Get it off the shelves! Boycott Cadbury!

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[Norman Brennan @NormanBrennan]

Folks if you staggered home fatigued with clammy hands & wondering if you can pay your bills or will ever afford to buy🍺/🍷again!👇

Sorry It gets WORSE; @ShabanaMahmood will pay illegal Asylum Families £40,000 to Fuck off home out of OUR >TAXES!👇

Shall we SCREAM TOGETHER?🤷‍♂️🤬

[Redz @Cer0763]

@Keir_Starmer You screwed up your Election Mandate and now you're screwing this country too #StarmerOut #StarmerOutNow #StarmerLies
#StarmerMustGo

[Redz @Cer0763]

👏👏👏🥳

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

AMEN!! 🔥 🔥

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Some people said my banned billboards were crass, unfunny, offensive, boring, pointless, and nothing to do with vodka. Anyway, welcome to our new 170,000 subscribers 😂 https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

Living in this country at this moment in time is what I imagine being sectioned is like when you’re perfectly sane.

You can see the insanity all around you, staff included, yet you can’t escape, reason & nor convince those in charge that they are profoundly mistaken.

Grim.

[Redz @Cer0763]

@Keir_Starmer You said it, will you stand by it !!!

[Lembit Öpik @lembitopik]

If Rachel Reeves raises income tax, national insurance or VAT - breaking her election promise - she must resign; and Starmer must call a General Election, on the basis of Labour’s huge “breach of contract” with the electorate

[ABC News @ABC]

The Tribute in Light is illuminated above lower Manhattan ahead of the 24th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. https://t.co/VtXvXA5BwE

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

September 11, 2001, marked one of our nation’s darkest days. Few responded as bravely as New York City’s first responders.

That day, the @FDNY lost 343, @PANYNJ lost 37, NYPD lost 23, and many others continue to suffer from illnesses related to 9/11.

We will #NeverForget.

[Redz @Cer0763]

#NeverForget

[NYPD 19th Precinct @NYPD19Pct]

24 years ago tonight, nearly 3000 people, including 23 members of the NYPD, spent their final night with their families and loved ones.

This evening, as the WTC Memorial “Tribute in Light” shines over NYC, our thoughts are with the families & friends of every soul lost on 9/11.