Inamorta

I don't really use this but sometimes I do so yeah

[Billy Rice @dangerrice]

FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.

[Brett Mendoza💙 @BrettMendoza_]

It's mad, this last game we can either end up in Champions League, Europa League, Conference League or not in Europe at all.

Stand or fall...

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Inamorta @CeruleanAlex]

@Waxlyricist @drunkenstylee I was there too.. are you daft? He got a goal and an assist and was constantly working for the ball

[Inamorta @CeruleanAlex]

@Waxlyricist @drunkenstylee Did you not see Gruda Vs United in the FA Cup?

[Inamorta @CeruleanAlex]

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[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Back to winning ways at Old Trafford. 😏

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

When you’ve got the Reform Students conference at 8 but you’re squashing a blue hedgehog with a wrecking ball at 9:

[🟪C U B E🟪 @Da_Cube04]

the funko pop and labubu at a landfill seeing the sun blow up

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED

[mc cracker @chowder94]

i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

[such ryot and welfare and ydlenesse 🍄 🏳️‍⚧️ @socialimmedia]

americans be like "MM:DD:YY" is how u say dates verbally and then have a national holiday called "4th of July"

[Inamorta @CeruleanAlex]

@TheRuddySack @BroxahLoL

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

I’m a British Jew in England

I didn’t interpret #DeathToTheIDF as a call for people to kill me because

1. I’m not in the IDF

2. It doesn’t call for the death of individuals - the clue is in “The IDF”

3. I’m not brain dead

[Pat (R.I.P. Akira Toriyama) @PorscheofSports]

THEM NIGGAS GETTING STURDY ON THEY FLAG LMFAOOOOOOO

[alfie @alfienxo]

the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy