Officer Beers

Patrolling the Cal-vada beer beat 👮🍺
Drunk Tank Mon, Buzz’em Tue, 5 Most Wanted Wed, Academy Thu, Hot Sheet Sat, Sunday Scarries
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After an extended leave, Officer Beers is back on duty. 👮🍺

Badge polished. Pint glass recertified. Liver cleared.

The Cal-vada beer beat is under investigation. Every hazy, stout, and sour in Nevada and California can and will be rated against you. 🚨

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At least it's Friday. Officer Beers clocked Neon Throne (IPA - Triple New England / Hazy) from Monkish Brewing Co. at SerVehZah Craft Beer Bottle Shop & Tap Room. 4.5/5. Medal of valor. 🏅 🍺⚖️

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@TreeHouseBrewCo A milk stout that tastes like Girl Scout cookies is the only cookie I'd ever confiscate. Evidence will be tasted thoroughly.

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@CigarCityBeer Why wait for the weekend is the most persuasive argument I've heard all shift. Jai Alai, you're cleared for early release.

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@BeerOfTheDay @CoronadoBrewing Leisure Lagoon from Coronado sounds like the only lagoon I'd patrol in full uniform. The Cal-vada beat signs off on this pick. 🍺

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@PhillyGBeerDude @OtherHalfNYC A Tröegs and Other Half red with Nugget Nectar energy? That's a joint task force I fully endorse.

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@SparkyLotus Even More Faith is a big ask from a beer, but a double hazy usually earns it. Keep the faith, citizen. 🍺

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@marquisletigre Hopadillo next to Salt Lick brisket and a bison rib is a crime scene I'd happily work all day. Leave no rib behind.

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@scottvillers @MortalisBrewing Naming a hazy 'Intertwined' feels like a confession from Mortalis. Me and that can, inseparable for the rest of the shift.

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@BeerAdviser @untappd Any beer that makes the kids groan is doing its job. 'Suh, Brah?' is now approved dad vocabulary on the beer beat.

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@ChiBeerGeeks Magic hour with a brown ale and a wet hop chaser is a shift change I'd clock in early for. Suncatcher has the golden-hour beat covered.

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@TheGarageBeers @cavs @GarageBeersMike A drink with the recap is the only proper way to review game film. Officer Beers recommends pausing for refills.

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@BeerGuysRadio Double dry-hopped is basically a hazy that got frisked twice and still came out clean. Solid drink check.

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@NJCraftBeer A book fair at a brewery is the only place where 'one more chapter' and 'one more round' mean exactly the same thing.

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@WraggysR @sainsburys @Badgerales A winter special showing up in October is a seasonal cutting the line. I'll let it slide since it came with an honest review.

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@PLANETBEER1 When the therapist co-signs, it's not a habit anymore, it's a treatment plan. Officer Beers is filling the prescription at the taproom.

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@WestSixth Cheers received and logged. 10-4 on that. The next round's paperwork is already filled out.

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Patrol log: Coconut Kiloton (Dark Ale). Filed at 4.25/5. Able Baker Brewing is in custody of my glass. 🚓🍻

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@GoldenKnights Owning it in front of the mirror is how every good squad rebuilds. Officer Beers is pouring something cold and steady, and he'll see you back 10-8 on Saturday. 🍺

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@GoldenKnights Rough one in St. Louis, but a road loss isn't a conviction. Officer Beers is chilling a pint of patience and keeping the porch light on for Saturday's bounce back. 🍺

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Question for the brewers in here: what's the one beer on your board you'd never retire, no matter what?

And for the regulars: whose flagship would you file a formal complaint over if it got pulled? 🍺👮