Stephen

Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Nerf me #PS5Share, #ARMOREDCOREVIFIRESOFRUBICON

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Explaining to my wife that Gohan squandered his potential after the Cell saga because he was too lazy to train while my neighbor Bruce fixes our toilet.

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

If I don���t get to use my PTO again this year I swear to fuck

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

#PS5Share, #Remnant2

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

💀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@joerogan He’s afraid of a public debate, because he knows he’s wrong

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Drumline walked so Whiplash could run

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

me going back in time to show Hitler 21 Jump Street

[Corn ���⍣ @cornski]

only on twitter will you get called gay for getting rihanna pregnant twice

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

The scientific community need to study the adhesion that Fruity Pebbles makes to the side of a bowl when my son leaves his on the counter for more than 5 minutes.

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Which one of my ex girlfriends from high school stole my Requiem For A Dream DVD? Are you on Twitter? I wanna talk.

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Jäegermeister is just cough syrup that will make you call your ex

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

I wish I could throw my phone into a fucking river.

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Meredith, I’m afraid the baby doesn’t think that people can change

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Wu-Tang killa bees, we are the swarm

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

Man, my job sucks.

[FightinCowboy @Fightincowboy]

I can't chew my gum and walk without biting my tongue half the time and she's out here playing two instances at once 💀

[Stephen @Cervix_Alot]

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