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[¢єяуѕ ¢laяk @CerysClark]

@phandaexpress I literally have a dip and pip tattoo

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[¢єяуѕ ¢laяk @CerysClark]

@snorkmaidenss It's the superior Christmas film

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I'm going out to collect autumn leaves and then make a collage.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

two things are inevitable - people will stand up for their rights and when the desperate evil old fucks that control the current political class die the world will be a better place

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

getting houseplants to support your mental health is the gay version of having a baby to try and save a marriage

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @BorisJohnson dont let them get 2 u babe there just jealus xoxo

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i have to stop buying clothes like i have places to fucking wear them

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

Thousands died in a pandemic, over 11% of the population are in poverty and they’ve had more scandals than a series of towie. How the fuck does that deserve a xmas party? Are they working hard to undo the mess they’ve made? No. They’re doing cocaine and playing twister

[anna @cruelsunmer]

me in hell explaining what taylor’s version means to a peasant who committed blasphemy in 1264

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

peter jackson should have just said fuck it, im putting gollum in this beatles doc

[maple cocaine @maplecocaine]

For the past 50 years you've been in a band called "Queen"

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It’s is a bones day! You deserve nice things, treat yourself today. If it started out a no bones day, time to turn it around ✨

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I need you guys to stop pretending like you wouldn’t also have sex with Pete Davidson given the chance

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

boobs. thank you 💓

[mia @miaxmon]

teenagers have no business being on the internet calling grown men “smol beans”