Cesar

Steelers, Cavs, Arsenal

[Sudanalytics @sudanalytics_]

PFFF, QUÉ GOLAZO DE FLAMENGO.

CARRASCAL Y EL 3-0 A BOTAFOGO. 🤯🚬

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

"I wish I was a warlord's sex slave" she said feministically

[June Mariela Slattery @JuneMariellary]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Mark C @txsinatrafan]

I manage 4 employees who work at least fifty percent from home. I rarely have to even check in on them. How do I know they are working?

BECAUSE THE WORK GETS DONE.

Micromanaging is a disease of the ego.

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

Unpopular take?

Xbox controllers have generally been the best controller each gen. Picked right up where SEGA left off with the amazing Dreamcast controller.

[tugboy fresh 𓅃 @TugboyFresh]

An island disappearing is one thing but it can’t just appear from underwater with mature, healthy trees on it

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

.@steelers @HawkeyeFootball @gennings_dunker played all 61 snaps v @BuffaloBills ....Nothing develops young O-Lineman quicker or better than the GAME. #herewego #BaldysBreakdowns

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

So 3 men are trying to mansplain to 9 women that killing your children is murder.

That's the delay here.

[Junho 🍂 @JuneVanBloem]

All this plus his record in finals and a World Cup. In the 80s this guy is a mega superstar with the Sociedad stadium named after him

[Keskin @craftian_keskin]

Legolas, Boromir, Aragorn and Gimli fight against evil.

The Lord of the Rİngs.

[🥔 @BohemianMassive]

"Get your money up" says the man begging you for money

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

⛔️Norway in flames just two days after voting to ban goods and trade linked to Israel settlements in West Bank‼️

[Covie @covie_93]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is.......strange.

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Donald J. Trump said Kamala would raise gas prices by 25%.

Thank God we avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

I'm sadly convinced the Lindsay Clancy verdict is taking so long because the three men on the jury are trying to explain to the nine women that hormones don't excuse triple child murder

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Our initial 53-man roster ⤵️

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The foids are crashing their cars while filming tik toks and I have very misogynist things to say.

[PortersBurgh @PortersBurgh]

I still can’t believe the Steelers were never able to develop this.

[🦈 @Patrickqueen_]

It’s crazy how y’all praise people getting cut that’s sickening . Regardless of how they’ve played they’re human