Cesar Escobar

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

I said to my girlfriend "I bet you can't piss me off & make me happy at the same time" She replied "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

"I wanna get diamonds on dental floss so I can floss while I floss. Real talk." - mother Teresa

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

I cannot stand it when a grown ass man shakes hands like a fucking pussy. Man up or I'm ripping your arm right off your socket.

[big c @helllocassie]

once a rat always a rat

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

@ErnieDoe purple lemon lobsters.

[Cuntnificent @Kiarrrrrrra]

For all you ignorant fucks..... http://t.co/Yfn48Iby

[Daniela Montoya @deardanielaaa]

Adriana Lima couldn't have made it easier #giveandrecieve

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

@SportsNation irrelevant

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

I think that's everyone actually, especially me lol "@QuathyInTheSky: “@XSTROLOGY: #Cancer's believe food followed by sex is priceless.”❤❤"

[Cuntnificent @Kiarrrrrrra]

I hate you ignorant fucks. I HATE YOU ALL.

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

Shout to my brain and body for letting me sleep for only 4 hours. Thank you so much. #insomnia

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

I absolutely can't stand people who fucking whine about shit! #shutthefuckup

[Maria Lucia Yoshika @mariayoshixo]

I wish people cared for animals the way they care for the people they love. #StopAnimalCruelty

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Woof

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

Lmfao how many times has Eddie Murphy died in the twittering universe already?

[Cesar Escobar @Cesar_Saladbar]

EVERYONE needs to stop saying that ! "@ANGRY_Kiaraaa: If @Solehiphop doesn't fucking stop saying YOLO. -____________-"

[Maria Lucia Yoshika @mariayoshixo]

I think #HotPockets are delicious!