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less tired than before

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

Found some notes from when I was learning how to spell

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@unipuff Little pumpkin man always looks like he’s frowning when he is in fact smiling I promise

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@CherchezLaLinda This was extra stupid because we were us with the faces that we’ve got

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@CherchezLaLinda @SoccerMomSyd Mush only for this sloppy boy!

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

I just remembered that as a kid I got so mad at my best friend’s mom because she said my voicemail greeting was stupid and I’m just now remembering that I turned the vacuum on and spent a minute pretending I was getting sucked in and to please leave your name and number @ the bíp

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

My fear of horses began when I was twelve years old ambling around Times Square and I made the mistake of walking past a mounted police officer. The horse peeled back its lips and grabbed me by the shirt like a tough guy

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Just reached my daily Fitbit calorie goal while eating an air fried chocolate chip cookie with a dollop of ice cream on top

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@RexTestarossa Thanks!! 🤙🏽

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

Just ate my ritual birthday lasagna and it is over for you hoes

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@TaxidermyWorms Thank you!!

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@tesladrianne Thank you~*

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@embarrassedhere Thank you, I love you too! 🖤

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

I’ve done the impossible and ripped the crotch of a pair of harem pants. My power knows no bounds.

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@laigepanell Booooooooooo, fuck em

[Ashley Strongarm @AshleyStrongarm]

Yeah I’m a SIMP

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[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

he he

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Thinking about the time I worked at an oncology clinic call center and I thought it would be a good idea to eat alprazolam but then I fell asleep while a coworker wouldn’t shut up about her baby

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@unipuff SHHH!!!!! none can know.

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@unipuff Is it obvious that Furby’s face is scarred into my eyelids

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

@CherchezLaLinda @thekirbybot shut the hell your mouth, don’t challenge Kirby

[lasagna_lad @CestLouLeLoup]

I would watch sports if they included their personality quiz results in the stats