Christine Evko

Certified Interior Decorator .
Professional Faux Finisher .
Artist . self proclaimed chef and baker ;)

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

@goodyear it would be fabulous if your employees showed up to work at the time your store is supposed to open. Been sitting in my car waiting for almost 30 min. If I didn't have a flat, I'd go somewhere else

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

@Applebees what's happening with these napkins? I feel like I'm willing my face on sandpaper.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

I once got a voicemail from an unknown number. When I listened to it, the man started by saying (in a think German accent) "hello Christine, do not be afraid..." And instantly, I was afraid.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

I wish it was socially acceptable to dance on the treadmill when at the gym

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

While dreaming last night, there came a point where I was required to hold on to a giant crouton to bring me to safety.

In other non related news, I miss carbs.

[Elle Silverwolf @elleinallthings]

Google Is Recording Everything We Say, Here Is How to Hear It, Delete It and Prevent It In the Future https://t.co/FVCDkjhVn2

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

Only 8 months into my relationship with my boyfriend so I'm still learning his drunk stages. Currently it's sitting alone in the living room blasting Pink Floyd and drinking whiskey.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

One time I accidentally dyed my hair blonde. If you were around to see that, I apologize.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

I totally finished this painting.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

I'm pretty sure Olivia Pope is my spirit animal

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

@indelight it would be greatly appreciated if you guys made Butterfinger flavored coffee creamer. Thanks.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

Thursday feelings

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

I made this. It's so stupid I can't not laugh. #bees #makingcomics

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

@AAACares Nope.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

If I had a dollar every time @netflix asked me if I'm still watching, I'd make my own Netflix that doesn't ask stupid questions.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

@MrRussellDavis The checkmate in East Setauket, long island

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

While dreaming last night, I felt it necessary to request that there be no cucumbers on my pizza.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

@Reebok ... @PUMA makes better socks than you.

[Christine Evko @Cevko]

Apparently Pandora thought it was 1999 and DMX was a suitable option for my playlist

[Melissa Rae Stewart (Thouin) @MelRaeStewart]

"One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation." -Arthur Ashe