Ceyhan Mihcioglu

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Imagine being a @skytv premier customer, having perfectly working WiFi for months, then all of sudden it cuts out. You WFH and are told you have to wait till 8th October then escalate, now 20th-22nd September. Worlds gone mad. 🤯

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

@HMRCgovuk fines you for paying VAT just hours late.

But when they owe you a repayment?

You’re told to wait, do nothing, and two months later… still no update.

Businesses rely on cash flow too. A little consistency and communication would go a long way. 🤔

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Here’s my theory: Politicians aren’t actually humans; they’re AI robots programmed to throw around big words and “powerful” sentences, hoping to fool us mere humans. It’s like they think if they speak in complex code, we’ll forget to check the reality behind it 😂

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

No surprise there @StarlingBank. Grew too quick. CEO Anne Boden buggered off as soon as she sensed trouble (to focus on a new AI Venture) 🥴 @TheFCA should do a recall so she can fix her mess. It shouldn't be that easy.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

While there’s no defined legal time limit, the bank must handle such matters efficiently and keep the customer informed as much as possible. @StarlingBank haven't informed me once apart from to tell me they recieved my complaint. 🤯 @TheFCA

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Day 7 of having no access to my business banking with @StarlingBank. @MailOnline I think it's time. People need to be warned, banks can't operate like this. It's absolutely shocking.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

@Keir_Starmer What in the 🎪 is going on here.

Once again pointing the blame elsewhere! 😂 When is this man going to hold himself accountable.

"Put working people first." - Just to clarify if you own a business you are NOT a working person according to Kier.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

@StarlingBank I've DM'd you last week - still nothing has been done...

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Day 6 of my business account being restricted, despite addressing every request from @StarlingBank within minutes. On their Priority List since last Thursday, yet here we are. Does Starling not understand the impact on business operations and client relationships? Clearly not.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

@metpoliceuk please do something about this car. It is outside The Alchemist on Ponton Road pretty much every evening at 11pm. He drives like an absolute 🪖 and yet somehow you haven't done anything about it despite all the complaints...

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

@SkyNews Next Joke...

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Are we really surprised by Keir Starmer? The guy had one clear goal: the top seat. To get there, he became a world-class critic of the Conservatives, saying whatever needed to be said. Just goes to show, sometimes the real campaign starts after the election.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

It's actually frightening that this guy is our Prime Minister. He doesn't have a clue.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has hinted at possible tax rises for those who own shares and assets, saying they do not fit his definition of "working people".

He spoke to Sky's @BethRigby ⬇️ https://t.co/asfmpIyLQN

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

I'm actually shocked and appalled @StarlingBank. How you can be a 'credible' bank, yet restrict a company account and fall silent for more than 3 days is actually disgusting. Our banking system is royally fucked.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Love it when you leave your keys in a black cab and they are just driving round London for the following two weeks. @TfL sort your shocking lost property service out as clearly submitting a request online is a lost cause in itself.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Cue the replacement Kier Starmer who will now bitch constantly and say he isn't doing his job properly. Some things will never change. ♻️ 😴

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer says 'things are worse than we ever imagined' - and warns of 'painful' budget in October

https://t.co/u4sO9glaU0

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

I've got Premier Banking with @BarclaysUK and yet can't open a bank account for my neww business in the UK or get an explanation as to why. UK economy and banking is so screwed.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

Genuine thought but why do Chinese people not lift their feet when they walk? 🤯

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

I will never get why people in baggage reclaim have to stand a foot from the belt. As if your case is going to "bounce"
over your head and runaway. Helmets.

[Ceyhan Mihcioglu @CeyhanMihcioglu]

I don't understand why some US fans have to be utter twats when it comes to sportsmanship and showing respect on a golf course.