YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR SKILLS
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR ADVANCED STATS
YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR LIGUE 1 MVPS
YOU LIED ABOUT THOSE NEAR POST GOALS
YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A TOP 10 ALL TIME PEAK
FUCK RONALDO AND MESSI, YOU’RE STUCK IN A LIFELONG BATTLE WITH YOURSELF
🏆 Premier League winner
🏆 Premier League Golden Boot winner
🏆 Premier League Player of the Season
🏆 FA Cup winner
🏆 Champions League winner
Erling Haaland’s first season at Man City was… not bad. 😮💨🧘🏼♂️
We need to start pushing this narrative more. Mbappe has World Cup tax and no one cares about Ligue 1 to point out his shit performances. Haaland is clear