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Kyle Korver enthusiast

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

At the gym watching my bracket get destroyed listening to Paramore

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Get the “I miss you” text up and moving around

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Red Sox pitching will go out and let in 3 runs through 9, the problem is that their offense will get 3 hits in the same amount of time

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

No AirPods, just hatred and this fuckass corporate playlist

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Hey @LinkedIn your app makes me want to blow my brains out #FoodForThought

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Teaching my parents how to use their smartphones (they’ve had them for 10yrs)

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

One of my guys threw back to back complete games (9 innings) in Indy Ball and has a FB faster than Bauer’s, so by that logic he should be in the show too?

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

@YamaToDills @cjwalters4242 @brownsonjacob2 I will personally guarantee the Quebec Capitales beat any Complex League team in affiliate ball

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Cochise back at the TD Garden‼️

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

@GuardsRoc @JaguarGator9NFL He got optioned to the minor leagues in Japan, he got shelled in the Atlantic. His fast ball is 92, he doesn’t have MLB skill anymore I’m sure his allegations probably play a role. But we can’t act like he is being black balled solely for that

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Next company to send me a rejection email will be my 13th reason and get CCed my note

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

Throwing Keenan Allen in your flex spot during byemageddon

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Got asked in an interview to name a time I had to get creative in the work place and then proceeded to describe the most egregious yet creative OSHA violation I’ve been a part of

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Nothing but an Audioslave in this Soundgarden

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

“43% of young US grads are underemployed.”

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

I had a 5hr interview where I met with 3 different groups of people and got a facility tour. Did not get it

[Neet @neet_sol]

job interviews got more rounds than a UFC title fight

[van watches movies @alejandroxpadi]

Watching the Dune Part Three trailer at the Texaco gas pump as intended

[Neet @neet_sol]

no job openings have gotten back to me this year but at least 47 companies have my SSN now

[Chef @Ch3fB0yardee]

Vahn Lackey is an animal‼️

[NASA @NASA]

Ooh, now you're letting go 🌕

As our Artemis II astronauts prepare to leave the lunar sphere of influence and return to Earth's gravitational pull, they listened to "Tokyo Drifting," by Denzel Curry and Glass Animals, as their wakeup song.