Captain Black

Husband, Father, multiple Restaurant owner, 3° BJJ Black Belt, TSLA investor and bow hunter. cursed by curiosity

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

🚨 BREAKING: A @FreeBeacon investigation reveals Rep. Ro Khanna—who rails against the ultra-rich who "hoard wealth"—lives in a $6M D.C. mansion with a four-story elevator while his family's $340M+ fortune sits in the exact trusts, hedge funds, and LLCs he condemns.

Those trusts made 4,100+ stock trades worth ~$53M in 2025—even as Khanna leads the push to BAN members of Congress from trading stocks—while he claims "zero knowledge" of the trades.

His kids (under 10) hold stakes in three private golf clubs, a $65B wealth firm, and a distressed-debt hedge fund—the same vehicles he attacks—while his wife drives a $190K Range Rover.

Bottom line: Khanna's fortune is built and shielded exactly the way he says the rich shouldn't do it.

https://t.co/zFjDVlKSSZ

[Captain Black @ChadH0189]

@elonmusk @drawandstrike @thejefflutz So is the level of love from the right!!!

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Ivy League universities are hedge funds with indoctrination camps as a side hustle.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Leaked recording of Xavier Becerra at HHS under Biden saying he was putting illegal migrant children “in an assembly line”

He clearly says the American people will be upset knowing how much Democrats were spending on children who shouldn’t even be here in America, and he’s instructing his staff to place them as quickly as they can without doing the proper checks

How is this guy not rotting in prison

“This is not the way you do an assembly line”

“We need to get discharges up — Every time we have to go to the Hill and explain why we're spending so much money when most people are struggling to spend a little bit of money for their kids on a daily basis, we try to explain how we're spending more than $1,000 a day for kids who may not even have the legal right to be here”

This is your reminder he was also called out in official testimony for placing children with sponsors using strip clubs as addresses

Arrest him

[Abe Lopez, Author @AbeLopezAuthor]

Bernie Sanders when he sees a nickel someone else has earned that hasn’t been taxed yet

[Captain Black @ChadH0189]

@GrulkeLamonte Model Y

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@KanekoaTheGreat Given that there is an inverse correlation between USAID funding and malaria deaths, therefore, by their logic, cutting USAID funding saves lives!

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Now is a good time to remind you that the same FBI agent that led the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping hoax in Michigan was then magically promoted to be head of the Washington D.C. Field Office right before January 6th and then later helped lead the FBI’s raid Mar-a-Lago.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

I still don’t understand why they thought it was okay to say the SAVE America Act doesn’t have 50 votes

Or why they thought no one would notice

[Ashok Elluswamy @aelluswamy]

@elonmusk @kylaschwaberow Yup. In this case, the driver manually overrode self-driving by pressing the accelerator all the way to 100% of the accel pedal in this residential area. They reached a speed of 73 mph during the crash, and had the accelerator pressed even after the crash.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 OFFICIAL POLL:

Should @LeaderJohnThune resign from the Senate?

RP for large sampling.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: President Trump officially announces Keir Starmer will resign as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

@saltybathx365 He lied to Congress in 2024. There is a path.

[Irish🇮🇪✝️ @CapatanEl4662]

How the fuck does someone get bail after throwing a 3year old child in with a crocodile?!

[Grayson_Warmack @GraysonWarmack]

COMMITTED!
@CoachCamClark
@CoachScales @DellMcGee
@CHSHurricaneFB @CoachMitchell48

[Captain Black @ChadH0189]

@SamaHoole I’ve done a 1.5 hour hard core Jiu Jitsu session near the end of a 72 hour fast. I felt great. Had no idea that’s not recommended.

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. The ringleader of the White House UFC Freedom 250 explosive-drone terror plot is a MEXICAN ILLEGAL ALIEN

He's a VIOLENT INVADER who was granted status under Obama! TRAITORS.

Abraham Hermosillo Alvarez is the suspect identified as an illegal alien by DHS

They planned to cause a MASS EVACUATION at UFC, then corral them toward snipers, and storm the White House gates 🤯

DHS: “This illegal alien from Mexico should never have been allowed in our country. He was the ringleader of a failed terror attack targeting UFC Freedom 250 at the White House."

"He and his co-conspirators now face charges of conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit violence on White House grounds. He will face justice and swiftly be removed from our country."

[Drew @AllegedlyDrew]

Did you know that Governor Gavin Newsom directs grant money to his wife through her non-profit? She then pays herself from her non-profit to her for-profit organization, making up for almost $4 million in salary paid to her from the governor's state grant money.

[Mike Binder @MikeBinderjokes]

When CNN is telling you California is a one party shit show, you need to listen.

I live here in Santa Monica and I don't know anyone, and that includes Liberal friends that fly private and live behind iron fully security guarded dates, that will tell you this city and this state is not run like garbage and that they haven't ruined every good business out here, including the film and television business.

The fact that people out here keep voting 'D' tells you three things, A) they desperately want to be liked, cool, kept, invited, and lionized.

B) They don't give a damn about the middle or the lower class, and most important, C) They can't pull themselves out of their bitch boy and La-dee da- Liberal white gal bubbles and vote for true change. It's not in them to do that. They're a lost generation of spoiled rich kids and rich kids friends that would never dream of telling or talking the truth about what's happening out here.

It's just too big of a mind-shift to admit they've been flat out wrong and do or even say something different.

Hence we get; Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom.