Chad Heimer

Former local legend. I didn’t go to OU, I went to work. Have you seen junior's grades?!

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@swampist Playing the drums is so easy a caveman could do it.

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@Megalithicmyste Looks like a sheep enclosure.

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@travisgaley Respect.

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@GeorgeStoia @TiffanyHacker Now?

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Caruso can’t make layups. He just can’t.

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@sammyhagar You deserve it, Sammy. You’ve always made great music.

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Jordan Chiles will score a 20. You watch.

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Sin

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

What is stopping humanity from coexisting peacefully?

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@curiosityonx A dirty snowball.

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@ClownWorld @BillClinton If he actually testifies they will have given him the questions in advance. That’s how the game is played in politics. The reason all these files have been made “public” is so the lawyers can be prepared.

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@DanCollins2011 Sumbitch has a giant head on him.

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@dr_ericberg When I had to have a colonoscopy and went without for 24 hours.

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@sciencegirl No. They should be taught by fathers, uncles, and grandfathers.

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@Hayesfawcett3 @DjLove5243 @Rivals @themicahrhodes @OU_Football @DeMarcoMurray @ParkerThune @Josh_Scoop @TravisSkol @COACHSTACE_ I just can’t get excited about stuff like this anymore. It’s just too far away.

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@dr_ericberg @grok turn this into a recipe

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@MarcMencha98 Yes.

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@gunsnroses The real gnr drummer.

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Miami.

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That took the biggest balls. Wow.

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@ClownWorld She even squashes the bug.