Chad “Thundercock” Goldstein, CFA

NDSU ‘03 | Private Equity | Bourbon and Dirty Martini Connoisseur | Ella Langley gooner | Minnesota Sports homosexual |

[Chad “Thundercock” Goldstein, CFA @ChadTCGoldstein]

@BurnerTJustice Gotta be some coconut oil or something.. #🪵 #rapeme

[Chad “Thundercock” Goldstein, CFA @ChadTCGoldstein]

10/10 must eat when you’re back in the homeland #fuckedthatshitup

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@JefferyWilliebo

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Is it gay if I jerk off in my homies spare bedroom while he’s in the room next to me? #advice

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@BushmanGabes Fuckin pussies. Should have hit me up Bushy.. always down for 3-25 beers

[Chad “Thundercock” Goldstein, CFA @ChadTCGoldstein]

@JefferyWilliebo Need to start the nofap wave up again. Semen retention maxxing starts now

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@treyvonmorgoone Only true alpha chads mess with helimix 🤝

[Chad “Thundercock” Goldstein, CFA @ChadTCGoldstein]

Absolute rocket across the aisle from me.. 2 beers deep need a 3rd… what’s the play gentlemen?

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@LerbonJams Preciate you Lerbon🤝

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@RodneySuburbs I asked the bartender if she had dice and challenged a 90 year old woman to a game

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Top 3 male experience: Airport beer

7.7% Abv… the flight attendant will be hearing from me #expand

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@mikebarrettt Someone send this guy tit pics

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@MarktheCharles Anyone taking the pontoon out? #boatsnhoes

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@BaloneyOBrien

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@DMurAssPics I’ve been arrested.. send bail money?

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@unclephilbill Little upfront but done.

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@saulhoodman18

[Chad “Thundercock” Goldstein, CFA @ChadTCGoldstein]

@LerbonJams Accidentally airdropped a dickpick.. #fuck

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@CrankMyHog4Me

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@dick_mcgoo Well.. we were on the same flight maybe I’ll ask her where she’s staying and follow her there

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@parkerc123456 Speed dial

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@MarktheCharles Can’t do nothing.. you miss 100% of the puh you don’t get hard for