Mike “cockslinger” Barrett

3x divorced — Professional Hater — Texas A&M connoisseur — Noticer — Foid slayer — Recovering Porn addict

[Mike “cockslinger” Barrett @mikebarrettt]

The most unrapeable girl you know is reposting the Cornell shit

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Female burners with big tits hmu 👀 #hornyasf

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I’m an Aggie fan through and through but what the fuck is this fag ass photo #nuke

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I’m the friend that would 🪵

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@MaddLcConkey69 Yes it’ll be aweosme

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@ChadTCGoldstein LFG

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#fuckkkkkk

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@deano_tony Tell me you get no pussy without telling me you get no pussy

[Mike “cockslinger” Barrett @mikebarrettt]

The most unrapeable girl you know is reposting the Cornell shit

[Mike “cockslinger” Barrett @mikebarrettt]

All these likes I’m getting are making me horny #blessed

[Mike “cockslinger” Barrett @mikebarrettt]

The most unrapeable girl you know is reposting the Cornell shit

[Mike “cockslinger” Barrett @mikebarrettt]

LFG #expand

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@leniboleni2 Must be some really long pubes then

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Plus we’re 5’8

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

A&M football sucks, Texans suck, Astros suck

WHO HAS IT WORSE THAN ME

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@JefferyWilliebo @ChadTCGoldstein LFG #supportsmallburners

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@HawkeyeHomer69

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@ChetRipBagSmith Tip

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@ChadTCGoldstein Auto

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Twig dox

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@ChadTCGoldstein 🫡

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@stephenbalb0ni Fuck it

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Does fuck a freshman Friday only apply to college?