Chad Valentine

Defense Attorney. Father of two rescue kittens. Yes, I know my bowtie is ridiculous.

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@adamjohnsonCHI @print__head @cbunnell_ A computer is only an information processing machine. A brain is a type of computer, your definition is too narrow

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@itsJeffTiedrich Well said, Jeff

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@AndyKindler I do!

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@AndyKindler Go get him Andy!

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@AndyKindler I do!

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Finally someone telling it like it is

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@AlexKittoe Where is this? It's beautiful

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Wait you’re telling me the guy who partied with Epstein, said he admired him, noted Epstein’s preference for young girls, lived minutes away from Epstein’s mansion, flew on Epstein’s private jet at least 7 times, hired Dershowitz to be his attorney, appointed Alex Acosta (who had recently given Epstein a sweetheart deal) to his cabinet, said he wished Ghislaine Maxwell well in prison, was ruled to be a rapist by a judge, and constantly sexualized his young daughters from as early as the age of 1 may have been involved in some untoward behavior with Jeffrey Epstein? That guy? Really?

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@orestemercado Camera/film?

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@michaelboegl Where is 1 from?

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@DrifterShoots Where is this?

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@AndyKindler Thank you Andy!

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@AndyKindler Slay Andy 😂

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@AndyKindler You look great Andy!

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Woah! #Barbenheimer fans getting a little too excited if you ask me.. I hope they're going to Oppenheimer bc me and my two kitties (smuggling them under my shirt ofc so we can get into the theater) are on our way to #BarbieTheMovie

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@JohnathanPerk I usually leave a discreet note with the host, then leave.

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@SethAbramson Well said!

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@TaylorLorenz I lost my hair in a fire, and I know several good wig shops in the LA area if you're curious. But there are sooo many beauty parlors that will walk you through what wig looks best for you. (They're mostly for women, but they even did great for a guy like me!) Best of luck!

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@AndyKindler Andy, you're a savage! 😂

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@SethAbramson I salute you sir. A valuable voice in these strange times.