Cap'n Crunchwick

Composer, Music Teacher, Baseball & Soccer Dork. Nothing important posted here since 1806.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

CLEAN BLOCK REFS SUCK

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

ALL BALL

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Cleaner blocks do not exist.

These refs should never work another tournament game.

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Kansas up 90-89 with 15 seconds left and this 100% clean block was called a foul 🥴 #MarchMadness

[Cap'n Crunchwick @ChadwickMc]

Proud of these dudes. Such a bullshit call. Go Bulldogs

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

FOUL?! https://t.co/OpzFjYD3Cn

[Cap'n Crunchwick @ChadwickMc]

“MY MUSTACHE IS BREAKING. I WILL CRY RAINBOWS IF IT DOES.”

The things my students say are weird.

[Cap'n Crunchwick @ChadwickMc]

I watched the Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer.

I have been playing Mario games since 1998 when my parents got me + my brothers a Nintendo 64.

I do not like the trailer.

[Cap'n Crunchwick @ChadwickMc]

hey, @mlb

The World Baseball Classic is happening, and the games are really fun to watch.

You know what they also don’t have? A PITCH CLOCK.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

the guy asked for somethin spooky

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Is your child texting about ITYSL? Know the signs:

TBH: Tables Buy House
TMI: That Motorcycle’s Incredible
WYD: Wear Your Dan (Flashes)
JK: Jarvis Killer
GTFO: Great Tune, Funeral Organist!
TBD: The Bones are Dollars
NBD: Nice Bozo Dub
GF: Ghosts? Fuck
BF: Brian’s Fedora

[Cap'n Crunchwick @ChadwickMc]

BOOOOOOOO

(I can’t actually be upset because this is 100% a joke that I would make)

[Mark Bowman @mlbbowman]

Soroka said he now wants to go by Michael. This is truly a drop the Mike moment.

[Tennessee State University @TSUedu]

Just call us Tennessee State University GRAMMY-Award Winning Aristocrat of Bands! We WON in the Best Gospel Roots Album category! TSU’s Aristocrat of Bands has made history as THE 1st COLLEGIATE MARCHING BAND to WIN A GRAMMY!#ExcellenceIsOurHabit!

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

If I had as much money as MrBeast I would buy Dan Flashes shirts for 1,000 people.

[Cap'n Crunchwick @ChadwickMc]

Student: “when my dad was in kindergarten, he super glued himself to a chair, and that sounds like something you would do”

9 year olds can be savage sometimes

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Bear spray (still)
does not work like bug spray.

Nothing has changed
and yet,
here we are.

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

A bath is just me soup.

[David Szymanski @DUSKdev]

Normal people when my content is inflicted on them

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

"DUSTY! DUSTY! DUSTY!"

He did it. Dusty Baker has his ring 🙏