Chod

Island boy, city livin'.
None of my views are my own. Not a single one.

[Chod @ChadyWood]

THERE IS NO COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@tomjc09 Proper double take reading this

[Todd Bonzalez @not_tbonzalez]

hope is not compatible with george osbornes fiscal rules, participation in genocide or continuing with hateful anti immigration rhetoric.

[Chod @ChadyWood]

ANOTHER prime minister, that'll solve the problem

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@tomjc09 Top 5 catchphrases

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@Charli3brock SAUSAGE

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@Charli3brock Slay

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[Chod @ChadyWood]

Stay down, Lazarus.

[Chod @ChadyWood]

Just finished building a kitchen unit and immediately threw all the spare screws and bits in the bin because I belive in myself.

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@tomjc09 We have the same cooker/oven combo i think, the landlord special

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@tomjc09 I feel it

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@gertiepopadom @tomjc09 Excellent

[Chod @ChadyWood]

Lowkey miss having friends that aren't 100+ miles away from ya boi 😎👉

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@tomjc09 More like wank of england

[Chod @ChadyWood]

@tomjc09 Probably because of bloody WOKE

[Chod @ChadyWood]

One minute you're one of the only people at college wearing doc martens in the 2000's and then you blink and you're buying your first pair of sketchers.

Life comes at you fast man.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1969, a 23-year-old from Northern Ireland named Jack Keyes achieved a legendary feat by chugging 36 pints of beer in a single hour.

To put the pace into perspective, Keyes would have had to average one pint every 100 seconds for a full hour without slowing down.

When Guinness World Records retired all alcohol-consumption categories in 1989 due to health and safety concerns, Keyes’ unfathomable achievement remained the unbeaten, permanent record.

[Chod @ChadyWood]

Code RED

[el 🌌 @crystalbepis_]

ur mum klarnas the 3 small plates for £14.99 wetherspoons deal