NotChain

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Heil Hitler

[NotChain @ChainTecnigga]

mejor tuit del universo

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Heil Hitler

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Dignidad o nostalgias de hidalgos esclavistas.

[cordobéh @Cordobacancun]

GENTE SALIO LA VERDAD SOBRE EL AGENTE M.
HOY ACCEDI A INFORMACIÓN PERIODISTICA TOP SECRET.
SI ME PASA ALGO NO TENGO GANAS DE BATARME.

[NotChain @ChainTecnigga]

Mejor post de todo twitter de esta semana

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

-Digamos osea dale Donald filtra los archivos OVNI que la puta ad honorem me filtro los audios

-lo que tu digaus shavitou you are my best mexican

-Exelente, waska en la cara

-waskau en la carrau

[Agustín Laje @AgustinLaje]

No tenía ninguna intención de meterme en este quilombo, pero cómo molesta constatar que le están mintiendo al Presidente.

No solo es inaceptable desde el punto de vista moral, sino también peligroso desde el político.

Lejos de proteger al poder, la mentira lo corroe desde adentro.

[DAN @GordoDan_]

Se terminó la discusión ✅

Los que insultaban al presidente, operaban a sus ministros y despotricaban contra el plan económico a espaldas quedaron total e irrevocablemente deschavados. Se va a complicar ese proyecto político personal de poder a costas de la causa que defiende el presidente.

[piti @nosoypitti]

estoy llorando, los mandan a espiar y son este

[NotChain @ChainTecnigga]

@slcaputo @JMilei TMAP

[Santi C. @slcaputo]

Borrar la cuenta lo único que confirma es que es de ustedes, mogólicos.

[Santi C. @slcaputo]

@pyroargie Yo propuse tiros pero se sienten más cómodos con el chusmerio, las operaciones en prensa y pintarse las uñas.

[El Trumpista @ElTrumpista]

NACIÓ EL JAVO DE NUEVO BOLUDO

[NotChain @ChainTecnigga]

la retrasada mental de talvezsoydown piensa que generar empleo es malo. estos mogólicos votan.

[abru ★ @talvezsoyabril]

está raro el apple store en cada esquina

[Mis4 @_Mis4_]

@NegroCensurado como se va moviendo en los primeros 2 segundos rastreando al humano que le habla, parece el xenomorfo buscando a ripley

[NotChain @ChainTecnigga]

nibba nibba nibba nibba nibba nibba

[Agustín Romo @agustinromm]

@Nigel_Farage Las Malvinas son Argentinas. And the UK is a muslim third world shithole.

[Pablo @PabloAbrazo_]

@Nigel_Farage Listen to me you fucking old piece of shit, Abdul´s lover, glazed anus. It belongs to us, the last bastion of the white man, of the West, and of Catholicism. Go ask for permission to have a dog in your shitty neighborhood, you fucking old fag whore of Allah

[DAN @GordoDan_]

@Nigel_Farage In Argentina, we don't marry six-year-old girls. We prefer that girls go to school and have a happy childhood without being raped by any Mohammad. We also like dogs as pets, music for fun, and pork to eat. Regarding goats, we only use them to make cheese.

[Jaynit @jaynitx]

>be Palmer Luckey
>born 1992, Long Beach, California
>homeschooled by mom, dad's a car salesman
>build railguns, Tesla coils, lasers in the garage as a teenager
>electrocute yourself, burn a gray spot into your own vision cleaning a laser
>no regrets
>start college courses at 14
>build a six-monitor gaming rig worth tens of thousands of dollars
>collect 43 VR headsets by the time you're 18
>largest private collection in the world

2009:
>found ModRetro Forums at 17
>turn old game consoles into portable units for fun
>work part-time at USC's Mixed Reality Lab designing VR for veterans with PTSD

2012:
>build the Oculus Rift prototype in your parents' garage at 19
>drop out of college
>John Carmack (Doom creator) demos your headset at E3
>Gabe Newell endorses it
>launch Kickstarter asking for $250K
>raise $2.4 million

2014:
>Mark Zuckerberg shows up
>Facebook acquires Oculus for $2 billion
>you're 21 years old
>Forbes estimates your net worth at $700 million
>described as "the face of virtual reality"

2016:
>donate $10K to a pro-Trump group
>post anti-Hillary memes on Reddit under a pseudonym
>get exposed
>game developers boycott Oculus
>Facebook pressures you to publicly endorse Gary Johnson instead
>refuse

2017:
>get fired from your own company
>Zuckerberg won't say why
>negotiate $100 million+ payout for wrongful termination
>immediately found Anduril Industries
>name it after Aragorn's sword from Lord of the Rings
>partner with Peter Thiel
>start building autonomous weapons and AI defense systems

2020-2024:
>win $1 billion contract with U.S. Special Operations Command
>drones deployed to Ukraine
>revenue doubles to $1 billion
>take over Microsoft's $22 billion military headset contract
>Pentagon can't stop writing you checks

2022:
>build a VR headset that literally kills you if you die in-game
>inspired by Sword Art Online
>three explosive charges aimed at your forehead
>call it "office art"
>"it won't be the last"

2025:
>Anduril valued at $30.5 billion
>announce plans to build Arsenal-1
>5 million square foot weapons factory in Ohio
>autonomous fighter jets, missiles, torpedoes
>China sanctions you personally
>net worth hits $3.5 billion
>pay yourself $100K salary
>still wearing Hawaiian shirts and flip-flops to Pentagon meetings
>own a submarine, helicopters, and a PT boat
>keep one of the world's largest video game collections underground
>married a woman who sews historically accurate Tudor costumes
>won first place at Texas Renaissance Festival dressed as Henry VIII
>Sword Art Online author drew your wedding gift

from garage tinkerer to youngest self-made billionaire to America's most important defense contractor

all while looking like he's headed to a beach party