Chairman Mao

Chairman, PRC. All around fun guy. One great step for Mao, one giant leap forward for Chinese kind. Death to capitalism.

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@JapanGov Even #DecadentAmericans didn't think to pamper their livestock.

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.@FLOTUS @TheRealDaytime @WhiteHouse A very dignified tweet. Not emblematic of the failings of #DecadentUSA at all.

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.@SpeakerRyan You need #communist president to change status quo. #DecadentAmerica

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.@RepDLamborn @SteveScalise @POTUS But when other president defeats Iraq for no reason other than to create ISIS, #DecadentAmericans applaud

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@carrollbogert .@hrw Maybe don't let your prisoners age. #GloriousPRC

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@globaltimesnews Because Hong Kong is still recovering from pollution of #DecadentWesterner ideals.

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@wenyunchao No, don't.

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@piersmorgan You want to see racist? Follow my account, low-breed westerner.

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@prchovanec @PekingMike You know more than enough. Stop asking questions.

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@Refugees @UN Sorry, #GloriousPRC is full. Please continue putting strain on people of #DecadentEurope.

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@PMOIndia I assume #GloriousPRC's invitation got lost in the mail?

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@PatToomey @USChamber Don't worry, we will take them back soon. #GloriousPRC

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@kumailn #DecadentAmericans always eating too much and throwing up. A waste of delicious duck tails. #GloriousPRCFTW

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@CatholicVote @tedcruz Ancient Chinese proverb: Picture look better when not 60% jowl. OK, #DecadentAmericans for #FatPresident makes sense.

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@glennbeck #AmericanMedia is so confusing. Never sure if news or satire. #TheOnion is satire, and you are news, correct? #StateRunMediaFTW

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.@SpeakerRyan No more talk. Let #GloriousPRC take care of the problem. No mincing around over casualties; Just quality bombs #MadeInChina.

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@ChinaFile @CNBCQian @CNBC Weak Chinese. Symbols of #DecadentUSA have no place in #GloriousPRC.

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@ChinaDailyUSA You mean #GloriousPRC's iPhone. #MadeInChina

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@StateDept @VP Took many #WomenOfCourage to stabilize population of #GloriousPRC. Not sewing flags and chatting on phone like #DecadentUSA.

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There are no #TrumpSuperpowers, only superpower is #GloriousChina. And iron hairstyle = iron will. Not like wilted goose @realDonaldTrump.