Chairman Meow

I'm a giant orange cat.

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@_AlecJacobson @jangle I get a lot of fan art

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@metzpsych @jangle I am, aren't I?

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So hard to get comfy

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@MazapanInCanada My last name is Meow. I'm not going to be named after any dumb humans!!

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All species of tuna are delicious, but the best tuna is what @RickValenzano is eating and not sharing with me 😾 Happy World Tuna Day!

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Did you know there are 15 different species of tuna? Some, like bluefin and yellowfin tuna, are heavily overfished in parts of the ocean.

Govts can fix this problem by acting on scientific advice before it’s too late for these magnificent species.

#WorldTunaDay

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@dijkstracula Puh-lease

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Pro cat tip: when your human gives you a new food, eat it enthusiastically until exactly one minute after they buy a large amount of it. Especially important if the food is expensive.

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So @RickValenzano just called me a Jorts. On CHRISTMAS

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@migrantp Save it for your coworkers

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Please don't perpetuate ethnic stereotypes about me. 🍠🧈

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@migrantp @jangle

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Fellow cats with tiny human siblings, what do you like to do when the tiny human is screaming?

A) Scream along with them, ideally between a parent's feet, or
B) Wait until the tiny human falls asleep, then rush in to pick up where they left off (ideally to help them start again)

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@diwlevin Truly there is no better teacher than a cat.

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@dijkstracula @jangle "shoehorn"??? Honestly I just naturally fit in to any conversation.

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@Liza_Bolton @jangle Honestly humans have so much to learn from me.

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Someone please explain social distancing to my dumb human.

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@thesasho I was 2 or 3, probably. It's not like that at all because I am as shockingly handsome now as I was then (or perhaps more so, if you're into nose freckles)

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Mfw the humans haven't left me alone for six weeks 😾😾😾

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Pass other humans like you would pass an angry kitty.

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@MikeyTheMaestro I am my hero too.

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Humans, I hear you may need my expertise as an indoor cat. If you need advice, I will consider acknowledging you when I wake up.